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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,245thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,827thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,629th
The Most Serene Republic of
Anarchy
Poop
Influence
Zero
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kargintinia

Population3.038 billion

Currencykarg
Animalkarg bird

The Most Serene Republic of Kargintinia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.038 billion Kargintinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The powerhouse Kargintinian economy, worth 247 trillion kargs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 81,578 kargs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 385,018 per year while the poor average 10,248, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kargintinia's national animal is the karg bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kargintinia is ranked 141,458th in the world and 3,417th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 764.67 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,245thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,827thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,629thHighest Crime Rates: 3,724thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,734thFattest Citizens: 4,062ndRudest Citizens: 5,343rdLargest Mining Sector: 11,983rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,006thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,140thMost Armed: 12,632ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,832ndMost Rebellious Youth: 18,991stLargest Retail Industry: 23,496thMost Avoided: 24,491stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24,758th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 193rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 194th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 196th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 214th in the regionFattest Citizens: 232nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 253rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 337th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 434th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 442nd in the regionMost Avoided: 486th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 491st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 545th in the regionMost Armed: 579th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 586th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 651st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 666th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kargintinia altered its national flag.
  • : Kargintinia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Kargintinia ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Kargintinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Kargintinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Kargintinia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Kargintinia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Kargintinia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Kargintinia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Kargintinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.

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