The Flawless Locks of Karen Matheson is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Karen Matheson with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.284 billion Scotswomen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 49.5%.

The all-consuming Scottish music economy, worth 236 trillion particularly Scottish pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,027 particularly Scottish pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, one of the most popular models in Karen Matheson has a scarred face and one working eye, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Karen Matheson's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Karen Matheson is ranked 7,535^th in the world and 4^th in Refugia for Rudest Citizens, with 117.75 Insults Per Minute.