The Flawless Locks of Karen Matheson is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Karen Matheson with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.097 billion Scotswomen enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Scottish music economy, worth 72.7 trillion particularly Scottish pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,287 particularly Scottish pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime is totally unknown. Karen Matheson's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Karen Matheson is ranked 4,923^rd in the world and 3^rd in Refugia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,391.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.