The Flawless Locks of Karen Matheson is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Karen Matheson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.162 billion Scotswomen enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scottish music economy, worth 532 trillion particularly Scottish pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,417 particularly Scottish pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Karen Matheson, and war is made in the name of love. Crime is almost non-existent. Karen Matheson's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

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