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Most Devout: 1,291st Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,467th Most Armed: 1,722nd
The Militaristic Tsardom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Kardaze pravit moryami!
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Civil Rights
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All-Consuming
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Rare

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Kardaze

Population763 million

CapitalPytoringrad

Currencykardazian ruble
Animalbear

The Militaristic Tsardom of Kardaze is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 763 million Kardazians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pytoringrad. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kardazean economy, worth 73.8 trillion kardazian rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,726 kardazian rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

To 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kardaze's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kardaze is ranked 79,825th in the world and 40th in CISB for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,102.21 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 1,291stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,467thTop
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Most Armed: 1,722ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,153rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,791stFattest Citizens: 2,952ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,995thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,837thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,817thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,545thMost Avoided: 6,651stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 8,716thLargest Black Market: 9,590thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,758thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,441stMost Conservative: 15,489th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » DARK LOVERS, Kofrentesh, Zachlandiash, Avocado-opolis, and The Socialist Republic of Saian.

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