Population | 10.836 billion |
Capital | Whatever Device I log in to |
Leader | The Cult of Mars |
Faith | Nationstatesism |
Currency | Random Souveniers |
Animal | Depressed Chicken |
The Good ol' nation of Karatol-Advenra is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Cult of Mars with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.836 billion Karatolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whatever Device I log in to. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Karatolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,917 trillion Random Souveniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 269,231 Random Souveniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karatol-Advenra's national animal is the Depressed Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nationstatesism.
Karatol-Advenra is ranked 4,914th in the world and 114th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 169 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Karatol-Advenra was endorsed by The People's Republic of Wiranath.
- : Karatol-Advenra was endorsed by The Republic of CheeseBurrito.
- : Karatol-Advenra was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Karatol-Advenra was endorsed by The Shining Dawn Light of Langburn.
- : Karatol-Advenra was endorsed by The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man.
- : Karatol-Advenra endorsed The Rat of The Holy Rat.
- : Karatol-Advenra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Karatol-Advenra was endorsed by The Rat of The Holy Rat.
- : Karatol-Advenra endorsed The Imperial Federation of Improper Classifications.
- : Karatol-Advenra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 38 » Estande, Merlovich, Atrocha, Modra, Hunterdon, Order of the Saint Dumas, Krozland, Marrabuk, Romanoddle Republic, Myehn, East Malaysia, Lointland, Hieggary, Empire of Dabiristan, La Xinga, Pondingonia, AuthRight Authoritarianism, Katalantana, Dremaur, Troc, Axdel, Roissyland, Hizuru, Aivintis, New Leganes, Central Snowia, Evdon, Vaskeden, Khusja, Novosejia, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Stellar Colonies, The Holy Rat, A mean old man, Langburn, Konyai, CheeseBurrito, and Wiranath.