The Free Land of Kapkan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Regent with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The democratic, devout population of 7.132 billion Kapkanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Spirituality, Education, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapital. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kapkanian economy, worth 611 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,753 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, and the entire entry for Kapkan in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kapkan's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kapkan is ranked 309,611^th in the world and 23^rd in Krillin for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.