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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 285thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 302ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 318th
The Former Regional Overseer of
Compulsory Consumerist State
The People Rule.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Former native
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kapitalistiske

Population18.241 billion

CapitalCaptislo

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalDog

The Former Regional Overseer of Kapitalistiske is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.241 billion Kapitalists are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Captislo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kapitalistean economy, worth a remarkable 4,622 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 253,437 Bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,410,565 per year while the poor average 22,779, a ratio of 61.9 to 1.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, tens of thousands of Kapitalists rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kapitalistiske's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kapitalistiske is ranked 465th in the world and 1st in Benevolent Capitalism for Most Avoided, scoring 870.18 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 285thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 302ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 318thLargest Gambling Industry: 327thHighest Crime Rates: 344thFattest Citizens: 360thMost Armed: 374thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 399thMost Avoided: 465thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 748thHighest Disposable Incomes: 974thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,223rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,284thLargest Retail Industry: 1,456thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,477thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,496thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,594thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,651stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,841stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,201stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,786thHighest Economic Output: 2,968thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,743rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,849thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,010thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,027thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,113thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,595thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,072ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,959thMost Efficient Economies: 19,791stMost Corrupt Governments: 21,207thLargest Black Market: 22,033rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,767th

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