The Republic of Kaozakstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Kahuna with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.646 billion Kaozakstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaokamamipolis. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kaozakstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion Kollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,851 Kollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaozakstan's national animal is the Manx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaozakstan is ranked 156,365^th in the world and 7,990^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.56 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.