by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 893rdMost Stationary: 1,291stMost Influential: 1,324th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Feed the Right Wolf
The Great Kahuna
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population21.296 billion

LeaderThe Great Kahuna


The Republic of Kaozakstan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Great Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.296 billion Kaozakstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaokamamipolis. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kaozakstanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,110 trillion Kollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,114 Kollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, for just a few extra Kollars Kaozakstanians can get new driving records with their new cars, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaozakstan's national animal is the Manx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaozakstan is ranked 8,084th in the world and 337th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,645.47 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 893rdMost Stationary: 1,291stMost Influential: 1,324thTop
Best Weather: 2,417thSafest: 2,508thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,436thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,647thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,043rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,333rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,538thNicest Citizens: 5,313thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,412thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,007thLargest Populations: 6,224thHealthiest Citizens: 6,893rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,026thMost Pacifist: 7,203rdHighest Economic Output: 7,630thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,084thMost Cultured: 9,148thLowest Crime Rates: 9,628thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,812thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,051stTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,560thLargest Governments: 16,405thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,715thMost Inclusive: 19,113thMost Devout: 19,532ndMost Developed: 20,372ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,995thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,209thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,344thMost Income Equality: 23,901st
Most Stationary: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionTop
Safest: 139th in the regionBest Weather: 160th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 178th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 210th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 229th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 234th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 237th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 269th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 271st in the regionNicest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 337th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 344th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 407th in the regionMost Pacifist: 416th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 417th in the regionMost Cultured: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 480th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 494th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 521st in the regionMost Influential: 547th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 547th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 620th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 775th in the regionLargest Governments: 810th in the regionMost Devout: 869th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 919th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 988th in the region

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