The Gracious State of Kanzlia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Admiraal Szedin Resov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.402 billion Kanzlians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Szbedansk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanzlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,768 trillion Gelders a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,125 Gelders, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Kanzlian selfishness, and red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanzlia's national animal is the Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kanzlia is ranked 47,998^th in the world and 26^th in Esportiva for Highest Poor Incomes, with 56,364.78 Standard Monetary Units.