by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,946thMost Influential: 3,843rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,489th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Don't worry, we're not ENTIRELY militaristic
Chief Executive Joe
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.195 billion

LeaderChief Executive Joe
FaithPhil Swiftanism

CurrencyKantamarian Dollar

The Federal Republic of Kantamaria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chief Executive Joe with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.195 billion Kantamarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurellapest. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kantamarian economy, worth 90.5 trillion Kantamarian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,747 Kantamarian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and Phil Swiftanism has been named as Kantamaria's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kantamaria's national animal is the Mockingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Phil Swiftanism.

Kantamaria is ranked 145,796th in the world and 6,772nd in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 441.11 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,946thTop
Most Influential: 3,843rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,489thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 17,039thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,909thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,337thMost Income Equality: 19,574thNicest Citizens: 19,907thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,737thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,897thSafest: 23,365thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,651stMost Inclusive: 23,698thLowest Crime Rates: 25,100thMost Pacifist: 25,434thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,126th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 289th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 390th in the regionMost Influential: 458th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 496th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 590th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 656th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 697th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 702nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 722nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 736th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 764th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 780th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 811th in the regionMost Inclusive: 860th in the regionMost Cultured: 877th in the regionSafest: 879th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 883rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 948th in the regionMost Income Equality: 995th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,024th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,025th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,038th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,147th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,160th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,183rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,188th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,190th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kantamaria was endorsed by The Allied States of Driodal.
  • : Kantamaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kantamaria changed its national faith to "Phil Swiftanism".
  • : Following new legislation in Kantamaria, Phil Swiftanism has been named as Kantamaria's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kantamaria, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in Kantamaria, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Kantamaria, parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Kantamaria, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts.
  • : Kantamaria endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Eae.
  • : Kantamaria endorsed The Kingdom of Shadeth.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 114 » Amerion, Tsunamy, Corgitopiaa, Yaravia, Kringalia, Tepertopia, Holota, Bawkie, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Arscanesia, Anatasha, Treir, Nowa Europa, Bleakfoot, Beblahbleblo, Wehraboos, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Akian Islands, Land Without Shrimp, Stephastan, Venezia Pacifica, Aidenfieeld, Achemar, Kanatian Percocet, Concrete Slab, GERMAN EMPIER, Malmsia, Hanguk-Nippon, PenguinPies, Holy Free, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Rebel-topia, Ebonhand, Chernaya Zvezda, Farengeto, Sou Avida, Nori Natto, Eleuthelrium, Kiasu-ism, The Solar System Scope, Jehenna, Unojo, Drystar, The Two Jerseys, Drew Durrnil, USNE2018, Nova Montron, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Haughtherlands, Bod Wareenaland, and 64 others.Sthalrim, Darakin, Sanden, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Blondiesland, Privatore, Andrendia, Curlyhoward, Linden Oak, Centristvill, Isokenzar, Antarctic Empires, Uvalor, Abarri, Soem, Yellunstryer, RestartAll, Noire Denholm, Makinius, Shefino, Havenfell, Erstavik, Ancient Slobovia, Evaburn, Ever Testing, Willing Mind, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Sedunn, Calistan, Cucutenium, FreeFishers, Volaworand, FanTuan, Prairiegrass, Berusturg, Donat Invadia, Linguiniland, Mavenu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Andinla, Ipugao, Zataras, Flumenvallis, Shintoese, Esterwood, Ostavaria, North Pernambuco, Swinlorway, Leimarite Empire, Froshar, The republic of Konsa, Saint Roberts, Great Lothian, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, Bistritza, Comfed, The Union of New Rhodesia, TescoPepsi, Eae, Shadeth, Antwerpen1, and Driodal.