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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,388th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,807th Most Beautiful Environments: 3,060th
The Green Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Land of the Sky
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.358 billion

LeaderPresident Malachi Stevens
Faiththe Church of Kannap

CurrencyRoyal Kannapian Krona

The Green Federation of Kannap is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Malachi Stevens with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, humorless population of 14.358 billion Kannapians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth a remarkable 1,599 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 111,423 Royal Kannapian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment isn't dead, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, news headlines usually include p-values, and people still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five. Crime is totally unknown. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 153,789th in the world and 325th in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,388thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,807thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,060thBest Weather: 3,392ndNudest: 3,853rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,799thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,102ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,348thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,462ndMost Developed: 6,926thHighest Economic Output: 7,367thTop
Largest Populations: 9,349thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,646thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,201stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,572ndMost Average: 12,260thLargest Governments: 12,280thMost Efficient Economies: 13,510thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,939thSmartest Citizens: 14,694thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,044thMost Secular: 16,366th
Most Average: 5th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kannap was endorsed by The Melange of Dwardossa.
  • : Kannap altered its national flag.
  • : Kannap altered its national flag.
  • : Kannap voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Bachtendekuppen".
  • : Kannap's influence in Forest rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Kannap lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Kannap lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Kannap was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, people still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, news headlines usually include p-values.


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