by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 64thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70thMost Valuable International Artwork: 135th
The Fabulously Gay Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
How rare and beautiful it is to even exist
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population19.203 billion

LeaderConnor the Android
Faiththe Church of Kannap

CurrencyRoyal Kannapian Krona

The Fabulously Gay Paradise of Kannap is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Connor the Android with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.203 billion Kannapians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth a remarkable 2,831 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,447 Royal Kannapian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The price of freedom is about half a million Royal Kannapian Kronor, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, and fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 229,458th in the world and 431st in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 56.85 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Subsidized Industry: 64thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70thMost Valuable International Artwork: 135thMost Advanced Public Transport: 182ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 502ndLargest Black Market: 865thBest Weather: 1,362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,586thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,335thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,712thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,009thMost Efficient Economies: 4,040thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,096thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,574thHighest Economic Output: 5,134thNudest: 5,541stMost Influential: 7,100thMost Secular: 7,719thLargest Governments: 7,835thLargest Populations: 8,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,347thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,287thMost Developed: 11,443rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,900thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,712thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,264thHighest Drug Use: 20,111th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Average: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the region

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