by Max Barry

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 50thMost Subsidized Industry: 57thMost Advanced Public Transport: 113th
The Android Sent by Cyberlife of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
How rare and beautiful it is to even exist
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population21.89 billion

LeaderConnor the Android
Faiththe Church of Kannap

CurrencyRoyal Kannapian Krona
Animalred panda

The Android Sent by Cyberlife of Kannap is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Connor the Android with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.89 billion Kannapians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malenium. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth a remarkable 3,651 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,813 Royal Kannapian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The people have taken "Hail Connor the Android" as an invitation to lob rocks, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Connor the Android, voters who forget their name are given a hint, and Connor the Android always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kannap's national animal is the red panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 82,683rd in the world and 224th in Forest for Most Income Equality, scoring 46.06 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 50thMost Subsidized Industry: 57thMost Advanced Public Transport: 113thMost Valuable International Artwork: 188thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 193rdLargest Black Market: 741stBest Weather: 1,319thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,576thMost Influential: 2,208thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,461stMost Efficient Economies: 3,762ndHighest Economic Output: 4,270thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,453rdNudest: 5,647thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,256thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,545thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,646thLargest Governments: 6,999thMost Secular: 7,128thLargest Populations: 7,613thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,946thMost Developed: 10,361stHighest Average Incomes: 11,695thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,346thHighest Food Quality: 19,831stSmartest Citizens: 23,422ndMost Average: 27,121st
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Average: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the region

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