The Green Federation of Kannap is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Malachi Stevens with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, humorless population of 14.358 billion Kannapians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth a remarkable 1,599 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 111,423 Royal Kannapian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment isn't dead, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, news headlines usually include p-values, and people still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five. Crime is totally unknown. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 153,789^th in the world and 325^th in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.