Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,605th Largest Black Market: 2,308th Most Beautiful Environments: 3,579th
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
A nation of dreams and prosperity.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Federation of Kannap is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Phillip Griffin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.199 billion Kannapians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 109,367 Royal Kannapian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Kannapolis, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service. Crime is totally unknown. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 108,922nd in the world and 29th in Ultimaverse for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 1,026.79 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,605thLargest Black Market: 2,308thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,579thBest Weather: 4,255thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,325thNudest: 4,402ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,846thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,312thMost Devout: 6,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,982ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,708thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,054thLargest Populations: 11,994thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,445thMost Efficient Economies: 14,448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,587thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,597thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,804th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kannap was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Kannap was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates, Most Corrupt Governments, and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Kannap altered its national flag.
  • : Kannap's influence in Ultimaverse rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Kannap altered its national flag.
  • : Kannap altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Kannap published "Second Dessotum of the Second Constitution of Kannap" (Factbook: Legislation).
  • : Kannap lodged a message on the Ultimaverse Regional Message Board.
  • : Kannap created a new poll in The Oubliette: "What Holiday Do You Celebrate This Time Of Year?".


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