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Most Subsidized Industry: 66thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 115th
The Fabulously Gay Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
How rare and beautiful it is to even exist
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Kannap

Population18.931 billion

CapitalKannapolis
LeaderKatherine Stewart
Faiththe Church of Kannap

CurrencyRoyal Kannapian Krona
AnimalNighthawk

The Fabulously Gay Paradise of Kannap is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Katherine Stewart with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.931 billion Kannapians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth a remarkable 2,777 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,696 Royal Kannapian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, organ donation is compulsory, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, and it turns out you can teach cats new tricks. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 134,960th in the world and 239th in Forest for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 184.58 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 66thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 183rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 504thLargest Black Market: 872ndBest Weather: 1,353rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,577thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,380thMost Efficient Economies: 3,911thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,956thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,050thHighest Crime Rates: 4,155thHighest Economic Output: 5,130thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,219thNudest: 5,774thMost Secular: 7,688thLargest Governments: 7,745thLargest Populations: 8,122ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,973rdMost Influential: 9,827thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,278thMost Developed: 11,334thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,991stHighest Average Incomes: 14,700thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,552ndHighest Drug Use: 20,693rd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Average: 23rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 43rd in the region

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