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Most Compassionate Citizens: 423rd Nicest Citizens: 458th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 477th
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Ya can't undone whatcha done did
Juan Punchman
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.006 billion

LeaderJuan Punchman


The Federal Republic of Kanlidia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Juan Punchman with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.006 billion Kanlidians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okarito. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanlidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion Kias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,303 Kias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', all industry is owned and run by the government, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown. Kanlidia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanlidia is ranked 85,887th in the world and 4,264th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 336.05 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 423rdNicest Citizens: 458thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 477thMost Inclusive: 486thMost Developed: 545thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 602ndBest Weather: 678thLongest Average Lifespans: 691stMost Pacifist: 751stMost Influential: 795thMost Cheerful Citizens: 914thMost Beautiful Environments: 991stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,042ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,175thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,342ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,399thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,411thMost Cultured: 1,496thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,652ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,685thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,943rdLargest Governments: 2,415thSmartest Citizens: 2,536thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,547thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,570thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,956thSafest: 2,978thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,272ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,802ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,783rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,158thLowest Crime Rates: 6,222ndMost Secular: 7,519thTop
Nudest: 8,549thHighest Economic Output: 10,624thMost Income Equality: 10,718thMost Stationary: 11,961stHighest Drug Use: 13,177thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,359th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 48th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 67th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 96th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 128th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 128th in the regionSafest: 140th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 147th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 177th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 213th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 261st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 271st in the regionNudest: 273rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 274th in the regionMost Influential: 285th in the regionMost Stationary: 287th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 314th in the regionMost Secular: 380th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 483rd in the regionLargest Populations: 542nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 575th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 633rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 180 » Notyoutopia, Apetopia, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, The Efteling, Novare Res, Ceretis, Guslantis, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, SillyString, Manticore utopia, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Choistan, Yeraennus, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Arrivederci, Avalon, French Bananastan, New Lakemba, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, Halcon siveriano, Bayern-Straubing, Malta Comino Gozo, Alice Gardens, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, Kwaj, Amerian States, Pria Xennes, Ainsworth, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, McMasterdonia, Yukti, and 130 others.Sheppey, Prevaland, Herzliyya, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, Corfad, Cloydicia, The Kyziban Islands, The Lancerian Empire, The Iron Lions, PlanetPunk, Northern Scovia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Dodione, Beodarasc, Wodan, Xinchao, Victoriaans Nederlands, Siwale, Free Culture, Agrauron, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Mzeusia, Get Away From Me, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Merconitonitopia, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, Ozstan, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Atain, Sea Ghost, Calamazo, Albacria, Mordant99, Lopuco, Ka Ching, Paxiosolange, Q w e r t y, The Windmilluminati, New Amur, Shibutani, Govornia, Viridiann, Californian Redwood, Snoodum, Pizza Squared, THX1138, Arimbia, Detrivania, Lower Nubia, ABC, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, United Draconia, Ice and Tinian, Empy, The FNBs, The Gamer Party, Pleroma Sans Romans, Sakaryata, Visburgh, Eravonia, Kyrianian, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Grimrholm, Walist, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Jest Xerces, Kulgatha, New Seaview Cove, Zeternia, Sundred, Liberentis, Sevmenika, SORT, RaRaRasputinn, Sahriastan, Ayylienz, The United States of Romania, Ethnon, Amauri, Uples Stars, Alsace and Lorraine United, Waterma, I am the one who knocks, Maott, Rochester Black, Gooboistkoyt, Aenglaland, JimBrownland, Bananaaaaa, Jontopiary, El Fiji Grande, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Lunallian, Bharathvarsh, German Holy Roman Empire, Abject Ludicrosity, Kobagia, Babacar, Dramanian, Shaun, Misuvelia, Wilkshire, Copria, Toshavo, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Bridger-Teton, Kromi, Democritus, Solcialist States, Amestris-Britannia, and Maj Tonia Godgueeber.

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