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Most Compassionate Citizens: 367th Nicest Citizens: 406th Most Inclusive: 447th
The Federal Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Ya can't undone whatcha done did
Juan Punchman
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.931 billion

LeaderJuan Punchman


The Federal Republic of Kanlidia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Juan Punchman with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.931 billion Kanlidians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okarito. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanlidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,407 trillion Kias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 203,125 Kias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly. Crime is totally unknown. Kanlidia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanlidia is ranked 160,809th in the world and 8,168th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.39 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 367thNicest Citizens: 406thMost Inclusive: 447thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 460thMost Developed: 520thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 536thMost Pacifist: 638thLongest Average Lifespans: 639thBest Weather: 650thMost Influential: 705thMost Cheerful Citizens: 843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 905thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 929thHealthiest Citizens: 1,048thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,108thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,128thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,245thMost Cultured: 1,308thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,428thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,522ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,831stLargest Governments: 1,949thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,058thSmartest Citizens: 2,104thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,417thSafest: 2,441stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,448thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,545thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,656thHighest Average Incomes: 5,229thLowest Crime Rates: 5,235thMost Efficient Economies: 5,508thHighest Drug Use: 6,223rdTop
Most Secular: 8,618thHighest Economic Output: 8,725thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,982ndMost Stationary: 10,705thNudest: 10,965th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 53rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 109th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 111th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 119th in the regionSafest: 132nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 135th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 154th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 165th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 181st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 240th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 245th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 246th in the regionMost Stationary: 259th in the regionMost Influential: 265th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 330th in the regionNudest: 343rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 361st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 450th in the regionLargest Populations: 576th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kanlidia was endorsed by The Federation of Renzic.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Kanlidia was endorsed by The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Kanlidia endorsed The Integrated Territories of Ara Antrizuls.
  • : Kanlidia endorsed The Federal Republic of Chamocha.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 226 » Notyoutopia, Apetopia, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, The Efteling, Novare Res, Ceretis, Guslantis, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, SillyString, Manticore utopia, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Choistan, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, French Bananastan, New Lakemba, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, Halcon siveriano, Bayern-Straubing, Malta Comino Gozo, Alice Gardens, Pallaith, Kwaj, Amerian States, Ainsworth, Puczovska, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Herzliyya, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, Corfad, Cloydicia, and 176 others.The Kyziban Islands, The Iron Lions, PlanetPunk, Northern Scovia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Beodarasc, Wodan, Victoriaans Nederlands, Siwale, Free Culture, Agrauron, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Eglise Sainte Eve, Ozstan, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Atain, Sea Ghost, Calamazo, Albacria, Ka Ching, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Govornia, Viridiann, Californian Redwood, Snoodum, THX1138, Arimbia, Detrivania, Lower Nubia, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, United Draconia, Ice and Tinian, Empy, The Gamer Party, Pleroma Sans Romans, Sakaryata, Kyrianian, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Kulgatha, Zeternia, Sundred, SORT, The United States of Romania, Amauri, Alsace and Lorraine United, I am the one who knocks, Maott, Aenglaland, Bananaaaaa, Jontopiary, El Fiji Grande, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Lunallian, German Holy Roman Empire, Abject Ludicrosity, Kobagia, Babacar, Misuvelia, Wilkshire, Copria, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Democritus, Amestris-Britannia, Yarecir, Fizban, Aerovea, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Ladtanderan, Prydania, Lionia, New Bremerton, Mtzkekizustania, New Pruessen, Dar es Saalam, Arstungry, Ethnon, Cinnibar, Spartoptia, Valhalla123, Ethereal Expanse, Gran Finisterra, The Serdey Islands, Nairland, Katschekistan, Newrun, Fantasque, Chifrial, Jalyort Empire, Fun time land of Fun, National Goats, Votak Matim, Timarah, Niradans, Oshonia, ISOP, Sinelona, Atomic Industry Islands, Scatologia, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Maovale, Potatolandium, Papika, Machendel, The Windmilluminati, The Notorious Mad Jack, Dreadton, Analomink, Xagill, Daedric Stellar Empire, Newpromisedland, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Kalimora Aire, United North American, Stat Artha, Ostrolia, Australiland, Democratu, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, Hong Kong Empire, Aurumos, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, The Pantheons, The Realm of Dorne, Zumlandia, The South Falls, HeartLard, Ostrinios, Partax, Warsaw-Halicz, New Eleria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Black Cathedral, Jadotka, Grobbillandia, Steraz, Pasargad, INTEGRAL, Dercia, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, Alunya, Joodey, COCONUT-CITY, Guer Aike, Bridgett, Crown Isles, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ieprus, Ara Antrizuls, Chamocha, 1 very fast endotarter, and Renzic.

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