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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 531st Most Compassionate Citizens: 531st Nicest Citizens: 540th
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Ya can't undone whatcha done did
Juan Punchman
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Population4.944 billion

LeaderJuan Punchman


The Federal Republic of Kanlidia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Juan Punchman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.944 billion Kanlidians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okarito. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanlidian economy, worth 880 trillion Kias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,083 Kias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Okarito has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The North Pacific, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime is totally unknown. Kanlidia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanlidia is ranked 8,171st in the world and 396th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 121.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 531stMost Compassionate Citizens: 531stNicest Citizens: 540thMost Inclusive: 583rdMost Influential: 782ndLongest Average Lifespans: 958thBest Weather: 980thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,107thMost Pacifist: 1,159thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,446thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,529thHealthiest Citizens: 1,554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,578thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,617thMost Developed: 1,743rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,856thMost Cultured: 1,926thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,971stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,213thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,696thSmartest Citizens: 3,053rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,071stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,255thLargest Governments: 3,698thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,443rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,342ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,110thMost Secular: 7,115thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,184thHighest Average Incomes: 7,498thSafest: 8,171stTop
Nudest: 9,107thLowest Crime Rates: 10,727thMost Politically Free: 13,372ndHighest Economic Output: 13,557thMost Stationary: 13,578thHighest Drug Use: 14,299thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,387th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Developed: 77th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 78th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 87th in the regionMost Cultured: 88th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 127th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Governments: 141st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 156th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 172nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 186th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 224th in the regionNudest: 284th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 296th in the regionMost Influential: 312th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 319th in the regionMost Stationary: 330th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 331st in the regionMost Secular: 369th in the regionSafest: 396th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 399th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 461st in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 601st in the regionLargest Populations: 605th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 662nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 749th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Kanlidia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, Okarito has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The North Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Kanlidia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protection of Biomedical Research"".
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, electricians spend more time in school than doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 167 » Notyoutopia, Apetopia, HMS Unicorn, The Rossinite Empire, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, The Efteling, Novare Res, Ceretis, Lionia, Guslantis, SYRIXIA, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Bharathvarsh, SillyString, Manticore utopia, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Choistan, Yatzatz, Yeraennus, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Arrivederci, Wisconsota, Avalon, French Bananastan, New Lakemba, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Sankami, American MapleStory, Godly City, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Cullins, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, Halcon siveriano, SchoolHouse Rock, Bayern-Straubing, Techislovakia, Celreostia, Malta Comino Gozo, Kingdom of Space, and 117 others.Enosville, Vazali, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Alice Gardens, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, Kujira, Kwaj, Amerian States, Pria Xennes, Ainsworth, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Ostrinios, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Rylam, Diodone, Anima Proxa, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Sheppey, Plembobria, Forunte, Zedeya, Prevaland, Yaris, Kek-, Herzliyya, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Acrabinnia, Vogonlandia, Seven Hills, Montroyale, Corfad, The Akhara Islands, Cloydicia, The Kyziban Islands, The Lancerian Empire, The Iron Lions, Che Sana Und, Aerilia, PlanetPunk, Northern Scovia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Pakistan 001, Tredano, Cuyan, Dodione, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Celebia, Beodarasc, Phillywob, Wodan, Thenaca, Felhaven, Xinchao, Victoriaans Nederlands, Xystopia, Siwale, Midds Conia, Free Culture, Agrauron, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Mzeusia, Get Away From Me, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, ThE eNd oF eE, Holy Trinity 2015, Merconitonitopia, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Lungha, Inzland, Astal Aavors, Avornica, Bridgett, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, Alsatian Island, AdyLand, Iwtopia, Ozstan, The South Falls, Pop Prorp, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Mastraya, Ktyria, Morlanka, Verthero, Canada GR, Atain, LaKronia, Pandessiand, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Sea Ghost, Calamazo, Nueava Libertalia, Albacria, Wesley Republic, Mordant99, Lopuco, Benolia, Vathekia, Freienland, Ka Ching, AGoodPlace, and Paxiosolange.

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