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Most Compassionate Citizens: 374th Nicest Citizens: 409th Most Inclusive: 469th
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Ya can't undone whatcha done did
Juan Punchman
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population6.401 billion

LeaderJuan Punchman


The Federal Republic of Kanlidia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Punchman with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.401 billion Kanlidians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okarito. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanlidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion Kias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,257 Kias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown. Kanlidia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanlidia is ranked 1,173rd in the world and 62nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.06 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 374thNicest Citizens: 409thMost Inclusive: 469thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndMost Developed: 508thBest Weather: 607thLongest Average Lifespans: 635thMost Pacifist: 678thMost Cheerful Citizens: 809thMost Influential: 834thMost Beautiful Environments: 912thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 939thHealthiest Citizens: 1,043rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,101stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,173rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,291stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,338thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,362ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,417thMost Cultured: 1,430thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,698thLargest Governments: 2,102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,193rdSmartest Citizens: 2,227thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,261stSafest: 2,539thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,676thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,900thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,207thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,895thLowest Crime Rates: 5,053rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,647thHighest Average Incomes: 5,794thMost Secular: 7,693rdTop
Nudest: 8,771stHighest Economic Output: 9,747thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,450thMost Stationary: 11,595thHighest Drug Use: 13,830th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionMost Cultured: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 100th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 106th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 117th in the regionSafest: 128th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 134th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 156th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 172nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 177th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 188th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 226th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 266th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 267th in the regionMost Stationary: 279th in the regionNudest: 291st in the regionMost Influential: 292nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 321st in the regionMost Secular: 407th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 425th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 635th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 661st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : Kanlidia endorsed The Why Am I Here of Praeceps.
  • : Kanlidia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Respondeat Superior".
  • : Kanlidia was endorsed by The Why Am I Here of Praeceps.
  • : Kanlidia was endorsed by The Federation of Ethnon.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Kanlidia lost the endorsement of The Federation of Ethnon.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 181 » Notyoutopia, Apetopia, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, The Efteling, Novare Res, Ceretis, Guslantis, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, SillyString, Manticore utopia, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Choistan, Yeraennus, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, French Bananastan, New Lakemba, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, Halcon siveriano, Bayern-Straubing, Malta Comino Gozo, Alice Gardens, Southern Stroraia, Pallaith, Kwaj, Amerian States, Ainsworth, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Herzliyya, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, and 131 others.Acrabinnia, Corfad, Cloydicia, The Kyziban Islands, The Iron Lions, PlanetPunk, Northern Scovia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Beodarasc, Wodan, Victoriaans Nederlands, Siwale, Free Culture, Agrauron, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Mzeusia, Get Away From Me, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, Ozstan, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Atain, Sea Ghost, Calamazo, Albacria, Ka Ching, Q w e r t y, The Windmilluminati, Shibutani, Govornia, Viridiann, Californian Redwood, Snoodum, Pizza Squared, THX1138, Arimbia, Detrivania, Lower Nubia, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, United Draconia, Ice and Tinian, Empy, The FNBs, The Gamer Party, Pleroma Sans Romans, Sakaryata, Visburgh, Kyrianian, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Grimrholm, Walist, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Jest Xerces, Kulgatha, New Seaview Cove, Zeternia, Sundred, SORT, Sahriastan, Ayylienz, The United States of Romania, Amauri, Alsace and Lorraine United, I am the one who knocks, Maott, Rochester Black, Aenglaland, JimBrownland, Bananaaaaa, Jontopiary, El Fiji Grande, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Lunallian, German Holy Roman Empire, Abject Ludicrosity, Kobagia, Babacar, Dramanian, Misuvelia, Wilkshire, Copria, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Bridger-Teton, Kromi, Democritus, Solcialist States, Amestris-Britannia, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Islamica, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Beasluxia, Yarecir, ADB, Tawya, Xorroth, Curtis Cosla, Fizban, Aerovea, The Rhein States, Freienland, Les Lumieres, The Most Freedom Ever, Ladtanderan, Prydania, Lionia, New Bremerton, Mtzkekizustania, New Pruessen, Islavity Pod, Leviatoes, Funkadelia, Dar es Saalam, Calsolato, Arstungry, Ethnon, and Praeceps.

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