by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 474th Most Compassionate Citizens: 570th Nicest Citizens: 601st
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Ya can't undone whatcha done did
Juan Punchman
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Federal Republic of Kanlidia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Juan Punchman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.495 billion Kanlidians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okarito. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanlidian economy, worth 760 trillion Kias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,084 Kias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is totally unknown. Kanlidia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanlidia is ranked 47,584th in the world and 2,795th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 474thMost Compassionate Citizens: 570thNicest Citizens: 601stMost Inclusive: 602ndMost Influential: 728thBest Weather: 899thLongest Average Lifespans: 987thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,212thMost Pacifist: 1,260thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,461stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,586thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,647thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,705thTop
Most Developed: 1,834thMost Secular: 1,886thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,929thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,985thMost Cultured: 2,246thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,366thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,534thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,951stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,203rdSmartest Citizens: 3,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,404thLargest Governments: 4,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,849thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,736thMost Efficient Economies: 6,136thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,229thHighest Average Incomes: 8,437thTop
Nudest: 9,251stSafest: 11,378thLowest Crime Rates: 11,889thMost Stationary: 14,257thHighest Economic Output: 15,204th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionMost Pacifist: 52nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 53rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 85th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionMost Developed: 86th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionMost Cultured: 97th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 119th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 144th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 149th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 151st in the regionLargest Governments: 168th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 190th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 190th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 254th in the regionNudest: 292nd in the regionMost Influential: 298th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 341st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 343rd in the regionMost Stationary: 350th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 366th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 381st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 516th in the regionSafest: 533rd in the regionLargest Populations: 643rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 704th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 771st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 882nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Kanlidia endorsed The Confederacy of Socialist Cooperative Republics.
  • : Kanlidia was endorsed by The Confederacy of Socialist Cooperative Republics.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • : Kanlidia endorsed The NPA Lieutenant of Malphe.
  • : Kanlidia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safeguarding Nuclear Materials".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 172 » Notyoutopia, Apetopia, HMS Unicorn, The Rossinite Empire, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, The Efteling, Novare Res, Ceretis, Lionia, Guslantis, Tokaryk, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, South Isles, SYRIXIA, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Bharathvarsh, SillyString, Manticore utopia, Chinstralia, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Choistan, Yatzatz, Yeraennus, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Vegetarian States, Great Bights Mum, Arrivederci, Wisconsota, Avalon, French Bananastan, New Lakemba, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Sankami, American MapleStory, Godly City, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Cullins, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, Reannia, Tuand Seton, and 122 others.Halcon siveriano, SchoolHouse Rock, Bayern-Straubing, Techislovakia, Upper Sam Dodovi, Celreostia, Malta Comino Gozo, Kingdom of Space, Enosville, Vazali, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Alice Gardens, Lupus Imperium, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, Kujira, Rukonia, Gnate, Kwaj, Amerian States, Pria Xennes, Coemgen, Ainsworth, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Ostrinios, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Rylam, Diodone, Anima Proxa, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Sheppey, Plembobria, Forunte, Zemnaya Svoboda, Zedeya, Prevaland, Yaris, Aenglaland, Kek-, AdyLand, Herzliyya, Kelvaros Prime, The Utopian Movement, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Stareogratia, United States of Panthalassa, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Acrabinnia, Vogonlandia, Seven Hills, Montroyale, Corfad, The Akhara Islands, Cloydicia, The Kyziban Islands, The Lancerian Empire, The Iron Lions, Che Sana Und, Aerilia, PlanetPunk, Northern Scovia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Maestros haven, Territorio di Nessuno, Pakistan 001, Tredano, Coppicia, Cuyan, Dodione, Slaughterhouse Nine, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Celebia, Beodarasc, Phillywob, Wodan, Thenaca, Deropia, Blurds, Felhaven, Horsley Land, Xinchao, Victoriaans Nederlands, Libotionia, Xystopia, Siwale, Midds Conia, What is new, Free Culture, Agrauron, GDL3, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Mzeusia, Aloriansa, Get Away From Me, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Milenat, ThE eNd oF eE, Sanjurika, Holy Trinity 2015, Merconitonitopia, Dechire par la Guerre, Gospel Power, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Lungha, Inzland, Astal Aavors, Lata Eden, Avornica, Alvate, Bridgett, and Socialist Cooperative Republics.

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