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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 493rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 515th Nicest Citizens: 535th
The Federal Republic of
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Ya can't undone whatcha done did
Juan Punchman
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Population5.493 billion

LeaderJuan Punchman


The Federal Republic of Kanlidia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Juan Punchman with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.493 billion Kanlidians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okarito. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanlidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion Kias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,991 Kias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown. Kanlidia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanlidia is ranked 51,756th in the world and 2,916th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,007.27 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 493rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 515thNicest Citizens: 535thMost Inclusive: 575thMost Influential: 763rdLongest Average Lifespans: 838thBest Weather: 863rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,008thMost Pacifist: 1,257thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,316thHealthiest Citizens: 1,343rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,343rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,383rdMost Developed: 1,453rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,478thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,531stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,667thMost Cultured: 1,693rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,815thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,982ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,430thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,544thSmartest Citizens: 3,003rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,167thLargest Governments: 3,214thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,508thMost Efficient Economies: 6,043rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,156thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,160thHighest Average Incomes: 6,997thSafest: 7,117thMost Secular: 8,080thNudest: 8,535thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,603rdHighest Economic Output: 11,981stMost Stationary: 12,521stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,730thHighest Drug Use: 13,743rd
Most Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Pacifist: 59th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionMost Developed: 69th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 70th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 72nd in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 102nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 116th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 124th in the regionLargest Governments: 129th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 140th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 150th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 166th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 188th in the regionNudest: 273rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 282nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 288th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 290th in the regionMost Influential: 298th in the regionMost Stationary: 309th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 311th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360th in the regionSafest: 368th in the regionMost Secular: 418th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 422nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 585th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 667th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 730th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 794th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Kanlidia endorsed The United Socialist States of Varagog.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
  • : Kanlidia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Varagog.
  • : Kanlidia's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Kanlidia was endorsed by The Enlightened State of Sundred.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 185 » Notyoutopia, Apetopia, HMS Unicorn, The Rossinite Empire, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, The Efteling, Novare Res, Ceretis, Lionia, Guslantis, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, SillyString, Manticore utopia, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Choistan, Yatzatz, Yeraennus, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Arrivederci, Avalon, French Bananastan, New Lakemba, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Sankami, American MapleStory, Godly City, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, Halcon siveriano, SchoolHouse Rock, Bayern-Straubing, Celreostia, Malta Comino Gozo, Kingdom of Space, Vazali, Alice Gardens, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, and 135 others.Kwaj, Amerian States, Pria Xennes, Ainsworth, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Sheppey, Forunte, Prevaland, Yaris, Kek-, Herzliyya, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, Seven Hills, Montroyale, Corfad, The Akhara Islands, Cloydicia, The Kyziban Islands, The Lancerian Empire, The Iron Lions, Aerilia, PlanetPunk, Northern Scovia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Pakistan 001, Tredano, Dodione, Beodarasc, Wodan, Thenaca, Xinchao, Victoriaans Nederlands, Xystopia, Siwale, Midds Conia, Free Culture, Agrauron, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Mzeusia, Get Away From Me, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, ThE eNd oF eE, Holy Trinity 2015, Merconitonitopia, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Lungha, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, Alsatian Island, Ozstan, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Morlanka, Atain, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Sea Ghost, Calamazo, Nueava Libertalia, Albacria, Mordant99, Lopuco, Benolia, Freienland, Ka Ching, AGoodPlace, Paxiosolange, Q w e r t y, The Windmilluminati, New Amur, Shibutani, The Oceanic Lands, Helvetians, Underground Techno, Govornia, Viridiann, Californian Redwood, Snoodum, Pizza Squared, THX1138, Arimbia, Detrivania, Lower Nubia, ABC, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, Killbear, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, United Draconia, Ice and Tinian, Insemme Nation, Empy, Avgrunden, The FNBs, Isimud, The Gamer Party, South North China, Pleroma Sans Romans, Sakaryata, Visburgh, Lake Flotillas, Eravonia, Kyrianian, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Shentia, Sacrento, Grimrholm, Walist, Sanjurika, Takumisan, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Deropia, Jest Xerces, The South Falls, Kulgatha, New Seaview Cove, Zeternia, Sosash, Sundred, and Varagog.

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