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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,753rdMost Pacifist: 3,147thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,438th
The Kangle Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Pro pace et iustitia.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.004 billion

LeaderJustin Excline


The Kangle Kingdom of Kanglia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Justin Excline with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.004 billion Kanglians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vendria. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanglian economy, worth 680 trillion kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,352 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, the latest political memes depict Justin Excline as an overly-choreographed robot, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Kanglia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kanglia is ranked 28,804th in the world and 35th in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Economic Output, with 680 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,753rdMost Pacifist: 3,147thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,438thNicest Citizens: 3,463rdMost Inclusive: 4,371stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,446thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,590thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,790thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,807thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,974thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,214thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,679thHealthiest Citizens: 5,867thBest Weather: 6,372ndMost Developed: 6,408thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,662ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,812thMost Cultured: 6,967thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,847thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,559thSmartest Citizens: 9,506thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,540thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,126thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,211thLargest Governments: 12,165thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,876thMost Efficient Economies: 14,094thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,975thMost Secular: 17,698thSafest: 23,990th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 11 » Dusendord, Blurabling, Naasiat Nuna, Ethoralia, Stateazar, Zion Imperium, Kantobliv, Prorescia, North Plegia, Spoela, and Fusco.

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