The Holy Empire of Kaneurat is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Archjustice Rheanne with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, enslaved workforce, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.772 billion Kaneureans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korovesk. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Kaneurat economy, worth 39.6 trillion Pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,336 Pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

White privilege is a real thing, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', and the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaneurat's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kaneurat is ranked 236,301^st in the world and 386^th in Sophia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 829.18 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.