Largest Cheese Export Sector: 362nd Highest Economic Output: 385th Highest Poor Incomes: 470th
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The Ocean-Washed Archipelago of Kanaia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jack with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 25.31 billion Kanaians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rufion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kanaian economy, worth a remarkable 7,787 trillion Adrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 307,696 Adrians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups, and the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Jack off a murder charge. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kanaia's national animal is the Oliphant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanaia is ranked 159,729th in the world and 49th in Eternal Scholars for Most Primitive, scoring -570.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 362ndHighest Economic Output: 385thHighest Poor Incomes: 470thMost Armed: 481stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 557thMost Scientifically Advanced: 622ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 698thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 813thHighest Average Incomes: 1,037thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,064thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,104thLargest Black Market: 1,114thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,118thHighest Crime Rates: 1,317thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,355thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,556thRudest Citizens: 1,575thTop
Largest Populations: 1,627thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,922ndSmartest Citizens: 2,186thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,390thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,153rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,654thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,808thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,895thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,484thMost Developed: 5,210thBest Weather: 5,671stMost Cultured: 6,024thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,518thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,889thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,921stTop
Most Secular: 8,205thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,851stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,357thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,576thLargest Retail Industry: 10,259thMost Influential: 11,666thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,559thMost Politically Free: 13,887thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,305thMost Efficient Economies: 15,801st
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the region

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