by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 3,523rd Most Secular: 4,690th Largest Black Market: 4,708th
The Fascist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Glory Unto the Empire, For We Shall Paint the Globe Red
Keisar Herja I
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.832 billion

LeaderKeisar Herja I
FaithRoman Catholicism

Currencyᚠ Króna
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Fascist Empire of Kanadorika is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Keisar Herja I with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.832 billion Kanadorikans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ţorláksvík. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.9%.

The all-consuming Kanadorikan economy, worth 594 trillion ᚠ Krónas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,067 ᚠ Krónas, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanadorika's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Kanadorika is ranked 13,529th in the world and 4th in Etharia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,992.61 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Conservative: 3,523rdMost Secular: 4,690thLargest Black Market: 4,708thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,317thMost Authoritarian: 7,288thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,935thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,183rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,595thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,086thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,529thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,384thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,593rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,743rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,794thMost Avoided: 14,799thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,602ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,635thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,330thLargest Mining Sector: 16,575thMost Extreme: 17,057thLargest Governments: 17,467th
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the region

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