by Max Barry

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Largest Black Market: 4,163rd Most Conservative: 4,801st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,896th
The Fascist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Glory Unto the Empire, For We Shall Paint the Globe Red
Keisar Herja I
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.744 billion

LeaderKeisar Herja I
FaithRoman Catholicism

Currencyᚠ Króna
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Fascist Empire of Kanadorika is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Keisar Herja I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.744 billion Kanadorikans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ţorláksvík. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.

The all-consuming Kanadorikan economy, worth 709 trillion ᚠ Krónas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,564 ᚠ Krónas, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Air Kanadorika tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel, the teaching of evolution has been banned, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanadorika's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Kanadorika is ranked 22,576th in the world and 6th in Etharia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 228.69 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Black Market: 4,163rdMost Conservative: 4,801stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,896thMost Authoritarian: 7,609thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,325thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,676thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,246thMost Avoided: 10,807thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,027thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,062ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,648thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,019thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,168thHealthiest Citizens: 13,555thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,446thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,612thLargest Mining Sector: 14,705thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,331st
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

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