The Democratic Republic of Kamoar is a massive, safe nation, ruled by East with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.489 billion Kamoarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouari. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kamoarian economy, worth 56.8 trillion dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,179 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and East has just been declared ruler of Kamoar in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamoar's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kamoar is ranked 74,729^th in the world and 3,034^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.