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Most Primitive: 734th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,142nd Highest Crime Rates: 1,618th
The Pierce the Heavens of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Who the Hell do you think I am?
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Kamina and Simon

Population4.146 billion

CapitalGurren Lagann
LeaderSpiral King
FaithGurren Lagann

Currencydrill
Animalbeastmen

The Pierce the Heavens of Kamina and Simon is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Spiral King with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.146 billion Kaminas and Simons are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gurren Lagann. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Simon economy, worth 488 trillion drills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,825 drills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases, and government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kamina and Simon's national animal is the beastmen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gurren Lagann.

Kamina and Simon is ranked 147,601st in the world and 14th in Avadam Inn for Most Pacifist, with 5.25 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Primitive: 734thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,142ndTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 1,618thLargest Mining Sector: 2,308thLargest Black Market: 2,418thMost Avoided: 2,527thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,556thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,851stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,190thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,505thNudest: 4,048thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,973rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,381stMost Devout: 9,581stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,206thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,967thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,082ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,591st
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kamina and Simon, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamina and Simon, cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamina and Simon, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamina and Simon, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamina and Simon, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Kamina and Simon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamina and Simon, this year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamina and Simon, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamina and Simon, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Gurren Lagann Beastmens' triumph against long odds.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamina and Simon, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.

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