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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,642ndMost Secular: 4,966thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,196th
The Free Land of
Capitalizt
Kocka
Eddie Castro
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Kamikon

Population2.727 billion

CapitalFey
LeaderEddie Castro
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyKocka
AnimalKocka

The Free Land of Kamikon is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eddie Castro with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.727 billion Kamikonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fey. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Kamikonian economy, worth 120 trillion Kockas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,248 Kockas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,702 per year while the poor average 3,064, a ratio of 89.6 to 1.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, foreign musicians that Eddie Castro dislikes are turned away at the border, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, and most politicians belong to the Church of the Divine Kickback. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kamikon's national animal is the Kocka, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Kamikon is ranked 229,165th in the world and 326th in Oneid for Most Beautiful Environments, with 76.69 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,642ndMost Secular: 4,966thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,196thFattest Citizens: 6,171stHighest Crime Rates: 8,280thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,165thTop
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Most Avoided: 14,434thMost Pro-Market: 15,081stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,130thLargest Mining Sector: 19,996thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22,906th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kamikon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamikon, most politicians belong to the Church of the Divine Kickback.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamikon, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamikon, foreign musicians that Eddie Castro dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamikon, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamikon, Eddie Castro's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamikon, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamikon, rioting and unrest sweep the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamikon, much of Kamikon's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kamikon, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.

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