The Free Land of Kamikon is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eddie Castro with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.727 billion Kamikonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fey. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Kamikonian economy, worth 120 trillion Kockas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,248 Kockas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,702 per year while the poor average 3,064, a ratio of 89.6 to 1.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, foreign musicians that Eddie Castro dislikes are turned away at the border, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, and most politicians belong to the Church of the Divine Kickback. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kamikon's national animal is the Kocka, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Kamikon is ranked 229,165^th in the world and 326^th in Oneid for Most Beautiful Environments, with 76.69 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.