The Constitutional Monarchy of Kamikaze89 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lieutenant Jansen with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 14.053 billion Kamikaze89ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satellite Station. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamikaze89ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,402 trillion bong hits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 170,954 bong hits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies. Crime is totally unknown. Kamikaze89's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jansenism.

Kamikaze89 is ranked 4,747^th in the world and 234^th in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,558.04 tourists per hour.