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Best Weather: 1,317thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,514thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,749th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-Leaning College State
No unnecessary thoughts
Lieutenant Jansen
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population14.053 billion

CapitalSatellite Station
LeaderLieutenant Jansen

Currencybong hit

The Constitutional Monarchy of Kamikaze89 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lieutenant Jansen with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 14.053 billion Kamikaze89ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satellite Station. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamikaze89ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,402 trillion bong hits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 170,954 bong hits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies. Crime is totally unknown. Kamikaze89's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jansenism.

Kamikaze89 is ranked 4,747th in the world and 234th in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,558.04 tourists per hour.

Best Weather: 1,317thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,514thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,749thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,116thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,562ndHighest Food Quality: 2,609thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,058thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,079thMost Cultured: 4,469thMost Influential: 4,470thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,747thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,960thHealthiest Citizens: 5,853rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,939thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,166thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,545thNicest Citizens: 6,862ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,901stHighest Economic Output: 7,012thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,437thLargest Black Market: 7,695thSmartest Citizens: 7,778thMost Developed: 7,882ndMost Pacifist: 9,757thHighest Average Incomes: 10,337thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,643rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,173rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,381stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,698thLargest Retail Industry: 12,840thLargest Governments: 14,496thMost Efficient Economies: 14,770thHighest Drug Use: 17,582ndLargest Populations: 20,639thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,244th
Best Weather: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionMost Inclusive: 89th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 99th in the regionMost Influential: 101st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 104th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 199th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Cultured: 232nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 234th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 305th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 313th in the regionNicest Citizens: 327th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 353rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 355th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 364th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 368th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 370th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 373rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 377th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 379th in the regionMost Developed: 388th in the regionLargest Black Market: 465th in the regionMost Stationary: 482nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 541st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 541st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 598th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 651st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 681st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 683rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 690th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 734th in the regionLargest Governments: 845th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 850th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,001st in the regionNudest: 1,042nd in the region

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