by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,355thBest Weather: 1,421stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,823rd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-Leaning College State
No unnecessary thoughts
Lieutenant Jansen
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population15.309 billion

CapitalSatellite Station
LeaderLieutenant Jansen

Currencybong hit

The Constitutional Monarchy of Kamikaze89 is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lieutenant Jansen with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 15.309 billion Kamikaze89ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satellite Station. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamikaze89ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,679 trillion bong hits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 175,035 bong hits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies. Crime is totally unknown. Kamikaze89's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jansenism.

Kamikaze89 is ranked 219,356th in the world and 4,894th in Lazarus for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.27 crimes per hour.

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Best Weather: 49th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionMost Inclusive: 90th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 112th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 132nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 202nd in the regionMost Cultured: 216th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 225th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 275th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 280th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 282nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 303rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 306th in the regionNicest Citizens: 325th in the regionLargest Black Market: 326th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 339th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 356th in the regionMost Developed: 369th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 374th in the regionMost Stationary: 391st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 443rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 481st in the regionLargest Populations: 489th in the regionMost Pacifist: 507th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 512th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 570th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 598th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 625th in the region

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