by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,338thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,121stMost Pacifist: 2,838th
The Confused Empire of
Democratic Socialists
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King Confusio
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Economy
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Kamare

Population3.98 billion

CapitalQui
LeaderKing Confusio
FaithVisible Confusion

Currencycookie
Animalcheesecake cat

The Confused Empire of Kamare is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Confusio with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.98 billion Kamareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qui. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The all-consuming Kamarean economy, worth 360 trillion cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 90,523 cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Kamare, and Kamareans suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamare's national animal is the cheesecake cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Visible Confusion.

Kamare is ranked 120,565th in the world and 1,852nd in the West Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 57.67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,338thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,121stMost Pacifist: 2,838thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,397thNicest Citizens: 3,543rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,095thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,340thMost Inclusive: 4,624thMost Influential: 4,767thSafest: 4,965thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,905thHighest Food Quality: 6,503rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,688thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,689thBest Weather: 6,744thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,977thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,176thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,065thMost Cultured: 9,534thHealthiest Citizens: 12,893rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,351stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,455thMost Income Equality: 13,817thTop
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Largest Governments: 17,949thSmartest Citizens: 19,843rdMost Secular: 21,667thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,450thMost Developed: 26,293rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 60th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionNicest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Inclusive: 78th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 96th in the regionSafest: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 98th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 100th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 109th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 114th in the regionMost Influential: 132nd in the regionBest Weather: 134th in the regionMost Cultured: 135th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 137th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 153rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 154th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 166th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 168th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 197th in the regionMost Income Equality: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 275th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Secular: 306th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 311th in the regionMost Developed: 316th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 333rd in the region

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