The Autonomous Oblast of Kalush is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vlodomyr with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.875 billion Kalushians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Public Transport, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalush. The average income tax rate is 7.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kalushian economy, worth 161 trillion Hyrvinas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,309 Hyrvinas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, Vlodomyr is called 'Patches' at international summits, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kalush's national animal is the Dove and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Kalush is ranked 268,315^th in the world and 17^th in NationVision Official for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.