Population | 45.317 billion |
Capital | Kalmykhia City |
Leader | General Secretary |
Currency | kalmykh rouble |
Animal | mink |
The Necrosocialist Convocation of Kalmykhia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 45.317 billion Kalmykhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmykhia City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kalmykhian economy, worth an astonishing 19,276 trillion kalmykh roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 425,366 kalmykh roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
War criminals are given full state funerals, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmykhia's national animal is the mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kalmykhia is ranked 304,602nd in the world and 93rd in The Internationale for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kalmykhia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Procedural Rights Of Defendants"".
- : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
- : Kalmykhia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Eclipsis"".
- : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
- : Kalmykhia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Concerning Financial Fraud"".
- : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
- : Kalmykhia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Embassy Collection".
- : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
- : Kalmykhia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Civilian Air Compact".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » The American Continentes, Esgeirimmen, Western Wadiya, Democratic Martian States, Slavkian, Xuanzhou, and Dir Union.