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Most Secular: 87thMost Developed: 138thHealthiest Citizens: 153rd
The Federated Communes of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We are the people!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kalmykhia

Population37.012 billion

CapitalKalmykhia City
LeaderGeneral Secretary

Currencykalmykh rouble
Animalmink

The Federated Communes of Kalmykhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 37.012 billion Kalmykhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmykhia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmykhian economy, worth an astonishing 11,505 trillion kalmykh roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 310,857 kalmykh roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The KBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmykhia's national animal is the mink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kalmykhia is ranked 5,600th in the world and 1st in The Internationale for Most Corrupt Governments, with 157.29 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Secular: 87thMost Developed: 138thHealthiest Citizens: 153rdLongest Average Lifespans: 158thHighest Average Tax Rates: 164thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 170thMost Advanced Public Transport: 173rdLargest Governments: 185thMost Inclusive: 261stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 263rdLowest Crime Rates: 292ndLargest Welfare Programs: 322ndHighest Economic Output: 324thSmartest Citizens: 336thMost Advanced Public Education: 374thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 469thHighest Poor Incomes: 578thSafest: 589thLargest Populations: 601stMost Compassionate Citizens: 633rdMost Subsidized Industry: 741stMost Rebellious Youth: 766thMost Cultured: 840thMost Scientifically Advanced: 906thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 946thMost Efficient Economies: 1,049thNicest Citizens: 1,085thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,314thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,559thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,611thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,714thHighest Average Incomes: 1,822ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,626thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,729thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,600thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,194thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,336thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,013th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, the KBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kalmykhia City.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, major cities are suffering under water rationing.

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