by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 3,010thLargest Populations: 4,716thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,989th
The Unpaid Vagrancy Fines of
Moralistic Democracy
Embrace the unexpected
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population22.496 billion

FaithLife and Death


The Unpaid Vagrancy Fines of Kalmukia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.496 billion Kalmukians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.1%.

The Kalmukiano economy, worth 897 trillion Florins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 39,880 Florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and government ministers claim to ride dragons to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmukia's national animal is the Ermin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Life and Death.

Kalmukia is ranked 207,042nd in the world and 14th in Erruwon for Most Stationary, with 1.09011735788 Days.

Most Primitive: 3,010thLargest Populations: 4,716thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,989thLargest Black Market: 9,347thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,471stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,697thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,409thHighest Economic Output: 18,768thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,819th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the region

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