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Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,161stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,091stMost Patriotic: 13,095th
The United Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Du Gamla, Du Fria
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kalmarnavia

Population2.187 billion

CapitalRoskilde
LeaderKing Jaeharys I
FaithFaith of the Twelve

Currencymark
Animaldragon

The United Kingdom of Kalmarnavia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Jaeharys I with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.187 billion Kalmarnavians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roskilde. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kalmarnavian economy, worth 86.6 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 39,586 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, and careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmarnavia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the Twelve.

Kalmarnavia is ranked 83,398th in the world and 6th in The Moonlight Battle Born for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.28 Bank.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,091stMost Patriotic: 13,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,728thNicest Citizens: 14,028thMost Devout: 14,087thBest Weather: 14,528thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,081stMost Cultured: 15,913thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,155thHighest Food Quality: 17,477thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,682ndMost Beautiful Environments: 17,686thMost Inclusive: 18,203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,319thLowest Crime Rates: 19,799th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kalmarnavia's influence in The Moonlight Battle Born rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarnavia, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarnavia, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarnavia, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarnavia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Kalmarnavia's influence in The Moonlight Battle Born rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarnavia, the old neighbourhood isn't how most Kalmarnavians remember it.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarnavia, King Jaeharys I's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarnavia, foreign musicians that King Jaeharys I dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmarnavia, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.

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