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Kallipygistan

Population20.346 billion

CapitalDerno
LeaderLeader

CurrencySlap
AnimalHomo sapiens

The Community of Kallipygistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.346 billion Kallipygistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derno. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kallipygistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,634 trillion Slaps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 276,929 Slaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown. Kallipygistan's national animal is the Homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kallipygistan is ranked 1,679th in the world and 43rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Economic Output, with 5,634 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 457thMost Beautiful Environments: 535thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 847thBest Weather: 868thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 948thSmartest Citizens: 1,248thHighest Economic Output: 1,679thLargest Governments: 1,941stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,944thRudest Citizens: 1,954thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,037thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,075thMost Inclusive: 2,152ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,160thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,302ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,629thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,787thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,973rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,694thMost Developed: 3,819thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,855thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,866thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,196thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,563rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,030thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,553rdLargest Populations: 7,267thMost Cultured: 7,324thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,133rdMost Secular: 9,270thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,944thHealthiest Citizens: 10,169thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,285thSafest: 22,467th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionRudest Citizens: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 79th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 91st in the regionMost Developed: 94th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 119th in the regionLargest Populations: 121st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 127th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 153rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 160th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 165th in the regionMost Cultured: 168th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 186th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 198th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 221st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 223rd in the regionMost Secular: 291st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 339th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 429th in the regionSafest: 475th in the regionMost Stationary: 495th in the regionMost Influential: 510th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 544th in the regionNudest: 620th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 622nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kallipygistan, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallipygistan, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallipygistan, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallipygistan, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallipygistan, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallipygistan, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallipygistan, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallipygistan, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallipygistan, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallipygistan, Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.

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