by Max Barry

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Best Weather: 1,673rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,102ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,282nd
The Dominion of
Father Knows Best State
This is the way
Supreme Founder
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.008 billion

CapitalTar Valon
LeaderSupreme Founder


The Dominion of Kalla is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Founder with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.008 billion Kallans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tar Valon. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kallan economy, worth 472 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 156,934 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, and the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalla's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kalla is ranked 232,518th in the world and 5,488th in the West Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

Best Weather: 1,673rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,102ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,282ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,535thLowest Crime Rates: 2,566thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,042ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,205thMost Influential: 3,509thMost Developed: 3,710thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,836thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,511thLargest Governments: 4,902ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,023rdSmartest Citizens: 5,636thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,431stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,745thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,545thHighest Food Quality: 8,011thMost Secular: 8,097thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,144thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,963rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,356thMost Inclusive: 12,505thHighest Average Incomes: 12,831stMost Pacifist: 14,025thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,161stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,247thMost Efficient Economies: 22,094thMost Cultured: 22,845thSafest: 22,863rd
Best Weather: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 70th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 71st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 80th in the regionMost Developed: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 108th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 136th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 159th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 179th in the regionMost Secular: 187th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 193rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 251st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 252nd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 312th in the regionMost Inclusive: 321st in the regionMost Pacifist: 383rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 418th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 450th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 453rd in the regionNudest: 463rd in the regionMost Cultured: 491st in the regionMost Stationary: 513th in the region

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