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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 249th Most Influential: 1,186th Rudest Citizens: 2,929th
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Kalimora Aire

Population1.186 billion

LeaderTomas Vajian

AnimalKalimoran Brown Snake

The Constitutional Monarchy of Kalimora Aire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tomas Vajian with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.186 billion Kalimorans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankoriva. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalimora Airean economy, worth 152 trillion Aires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 128,757 Aires, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, and even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog. Crime is almost non-existent. Kalimora Aire's national animal is the Kalimoran Brown Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kalimora Aire is ranked 26,731st in the world and 1,343rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 37.26 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 249thMost Influential: 1,186thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,929thLargest Retail Industry: 3,831stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,306thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,266thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,367thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,930thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,992ndNicest Citizens: 8,016thMost Cultured: 8,082ndMost Inclusive: 8,102ndTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,092ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,952ndMost Politically Free: 10,290thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,647thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,063rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,809thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,411thSmartest Citizens: 13,639thMost Developed: 16,579th
Rudest Citizens: 175th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 195th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 195th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 199th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 252nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 296th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 300th in the regionMost Politically Free: 312th in the regionMost Cultured: 404th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 423rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 443rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 459th in the regionMost Inclusive: 472nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 488th in the regionMost Influential: 489th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 545th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 550th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 672nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 697th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 756th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 883rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kalimora Aire, even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalimora Aire, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalimora Aire, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalimora Aire, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Kalimora Aire endorsed The Federal Republic of Balimut.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalimora Aire, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Kalimora Aire was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Balimut.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalimora Aire, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalimora Aire, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalimora Aire, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 293 » El Fiji Grande, Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Democritus, Yaorozu, Buckerino, Holy Oranz, Lunallian, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Sundred, Yarecir, Bayern-Straubing, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, New Pruessen, Dar es Saalam, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Wilkshire, Racoda, Mzeusia, Kwaj, Acrabinnia, Selfgradatude, Ostrinios, Corfad, Pallaith, THX1138, Zeternia, Jpia, Sunto, Moubarakistan, New Bremerton, Fishguardia, Babacar, United Draconia, PlanetPunk, Great Bights Mum, Sanjurika, Snoodum, Wineclaw, Novae, Lionia, Shadowrik, Malta Comino Gozo, The United States of Romania, Ethnon, New Lakemba, Federation Terra Australis, and 243 others.Sil Dorsett, Arstungry, Ka Ching, Frances Francis the First of France, Palisede, Islamic Cali, Spartoptia, Albacria, Newpromisedland, Victoriaans Nederlands, Universal State Formula, Newrun, SORT, The Serdey Islands, Former English Colony, General COE, Nairland, Pleroma Sans Romans, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Fantasque, Phualand, Niradans, Oshonia, Gorlan Ruins, Sinelona, Californian Redwood, Uganda Knuckles UK, McMasterdonia, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Sakaryata, Maovale, The Iron Lions, HeartLard, Papika, Omnistria, Dyrenell, The Windmilluminati, Atomic Industry Islands, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Warsaw-Halicz, Wunderstrafanstalt, ISOP, Avemterra, Guer Aike, Agrauron, Diodone, Dreadton, Analomink, Daedric Stellar Empire, Kobagia, Gladio II, Amauri, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Walter Jackson, New Chilokver, Australiland, Gilakistan, The Black Cathedral, MinaFederal, Haram Reich, Holy Marcus Empire, Arqadia, Kanlidia, Tianqing, Erwo Stal, ZimRobwe, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Necromonia, Soviet Terran, Alice Gardens, Venezuelia, French Bananastan, Felpolandia, Pruznia, Karazan, Cadla, Panama Coalition, Potatolandium, United North American, The Austro Germanic Union, Humptalumpta, Yummy Blubber, The Bureaucratic Territories, Valhalla123, Kulgatha, Stat Artha, National Goats, Dercia, Vivanco, Phoronu, Detrivania, Breduria, Choistan, The Pantheons, Ara Antrizuls, The Most Freedom Ever, Daiz, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Neo-Philadelphia, Cam Zazi, CelebrityDude, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Amerian States, East Wushen, Blackwood Coast, The Gamer Party, Ars Britannia, Ostrolia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Ice and Tinian, Dopeland420, Fizban, North Armatas, Bothia, New Phyrreus, Abject Ludicrosity, Asgardira, Calamazo, Western Vapia, Musselshell, Adamanty, Arimbia, Democratu, Copria, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Bonjoura, Piptaimerfulopia, Plumas, David Davidson, Esplandia, Keelut, Zumlandia, British Bayonet, Free Culture, Ladtanderan, Ninjak30, Defewa, Kelvaros Prime, Altivia, Agharya, Hong Kong Empire, Justanistan, Yukti, Azzarel, Birting, Black Templares, Chinese Japanese And Koreans, Outer Egorniand, Severisen, SillyString, Empy, Fantoa, Haor Chall, Hrysos, Habanan, Aroa, Chamocha, BrightFutures, Helix Labs, Maott, Orenmark, Heluthsrew, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Heken, Xentherida, Ethereal Expanse, Old Emporia, Unsophisticate, The Realm of Dorne, United Government Of Corruption, The South Falls, Dawn Guard, Amestris-Britannia, New Eleria, Amicities, Central Ryal, Kolorland, Manticore utopia, Creorta, Chukstik Illahi, Dicko, Renzic, Blackphir, Castle Federation, Boltang, Azura Palatina, Antiyard, Crappolia, Cinnibar, Colinasia, Camarthen, Lower Nubia, Grobbillandia, Steraz, Beagles Reborn, Beladev, Ham Federation, Pasargad, Dadastan Archipelago, Abrickhouse, United States of Straight Sheeple, Cyrenayca, Fengate, Changjo, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, Bojacks and Jills, Bidragistan, Alunya, Elevation, Ausnakulia, Ozstan, Ainsworth, Ateala, Jefffliu, Bridgett, Atain, Ieprus, Suicidistan, 1 very fast endotarter, Novingerian Islands, Partax, Circenn, Joodey, Vathekia, Arquan, Ofemerica, SchoolHouse Rock, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Kirnea, Solmetria, Torakuen, Kyrianian, Riverwinde, IsiMUd, Guslantis, and Balimut.

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