The Bagrationta Samepo of Kaliitnuunati is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zourbaqishivili II with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.661 billion Kveitis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mcxeta. The average income tax rate is 19.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kaliitnuunatian economy, worth 291 trillion Kveiti Laris a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,567 Kveiti Laris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaliitnuunati's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Saqartvelos Martlmadidebeli Eqlesia.

Kaliitnuunati is ranked 22,141^st in the world and 4^th in Union of Conlang Nations for Most Patriotic, with 42.42 flags saluted per person per day.