by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,128thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,227thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,782nd
The Principality of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Stemmation above all of us
Eminence Grise
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Population1.218 billion


Animalice cobra

The Principality of Kaleyakut is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.218 billion Kaleyakutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaleyakut. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The strong Kaleyakutian economy, worth 77.1 trillion kronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 63,297 kronas, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, newspapers print only headlines, and Kaleyakut has designated Kaleyakut as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaleyakut's national animal is the ice cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kaleyakut is ranked 163,427th in the world and 4th in Jenkins prime for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,128thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,227thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,782ndLargest Gambling Industry: 16,565thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,576thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,848th

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