The Republic of Kaleidescooptopia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 281 million Scooptopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Scooptopian economy, worth 16.4 trillion Scoops a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,500 Scoops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaleidescooptopia's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaleidescooptopia is ranked 225,167^th in the world and 7,440^th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.25 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.