The Trading Federation of Kaleborsa is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.77 billion Kaleborsianos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The strong Kaleborsien economy, worth 98.2 trillion kronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,462 kronas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaleborsa's national animal is the gold crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Kaleborsa is ranked 130,043^rd in the world and 6^th in the Order of the Silver Compass for Most Avoided, scoring 2.37 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.