The Kingdom of Kaldosky is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 324 million Kaldoskians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 14.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kaldoskian economy, worth 23.2 trillion Cis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 71,503 Cis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Kaldoskian Liberator", and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaldosky's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kaldosky is ranked 63,063^rd in the world and 2,798^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,753.94 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.