The Kindness land of Kalaykanah is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Trịnh Thủy Vy with a fair hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 780 million Kalaysians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienase-Tawania. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kalaykanahian economy, worth 69.3 trillion Yaans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,853 Yaans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', bins outnumber trees in city parks, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalaykanah's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kalaykanah is ranked 207,066^th in the world and 4,035^th in The East Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -2.45 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.