Largest Soda Pop Sector: 166th Largest Gambling Industry: 741st Most Avoided: 831st
The Union of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Kalaspia-Shimarata
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Union of Kalaspia-Shimarata is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Stelios Cityrailsaints with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.585 billion Kalashi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ipsola-Tserba. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalashi economy, worth a remarkable 1,410 trillion Kalaspis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 214,135 Kalaspis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their drivers, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Kalaspi battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Kalaspia-Shimarata's national animal is the Yuhshen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Kalaspia-Shimarata is ranked 8,789th in the world and 1st in Regionless for Most Average, scoring 50.52 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 166thLargest Gambling Industry: 741stMost Avoided: 831stMost Rebellious Youth: 893rdFattest Citizens: 1,080thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,282ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,284thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,345thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,368thHighest Crime Rates: 1,528thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 1,835thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,552ndRudest Citizens: 2,756thLargest Black Market: 2,979thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,163rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,364thMost Devout: 3,835thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,877thMost Armed: 3,972ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,022ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,214thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,495thHighest Economic Output: 6,485thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,648thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,183rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,365thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,679thMost Average: 8,789thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,293rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,377th
Top
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kalaspia-Shimarata was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Kalaspia-Shimarata was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kalaspia-Shimarata's influence in Regionless fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Kalaspia-Shimarata's influence in Regionless rose from "Ambassador" to "Negotiator".
  • : Kalaspia-Shimarata was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaspia-Shimarata, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Kalaspi battlesuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaspia-Shimarata, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaspia-Shimarata, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaspia-Shimarata, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaspia-Shimarata, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.

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