Population | 18.143 billion |
Capital | Yharnam |
Leader | Archon |
Currency | Sularon |
Animal | Diamond head Viper |
The Nova of Kalaron is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The cynical, humorless population of 18.143 billion Kalaronians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yharnam. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Kalaronian economy, worth a remarkable 3,257 trillion Sularons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,539 Sularons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, major cities run on potato batteries, on-duty Air Kalaron flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalaron's national animal is the Diamond head Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kalaron is ranked 105,871st in the world and 19th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 63.67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kalaron lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Kalaron lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Kalaron was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Kalaron was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors.
- : Kalaron's influence in The Confederacy of Free Nations rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Kalaron was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Kalaron was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Kalaron lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Kalaron lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Kalaron lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.