by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,017thLowest Crime Rates: 3,908thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,173rd
The Holiday Lords of Cinder of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Born from flame, hardened by the abyss.
Regional Officer
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population11.447 billion


AnimalDiamond head Viper

The Holiday Lords of Cinder of Kalaron is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archon with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The cynical, humorless population of 11.447 billion Kalaronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yharnam. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaronian economy, worth a remarkable 2,053 trillion Sularons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,400 Sularons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Yharnam make great practice for foreign snipers, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and Kalaronians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalaron's national animal is the Diamond head Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalaron is ranked 4,266th in the world and 2nd in The Phoenix Concordat for Largest Governments, scoring 42.92 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,017thLowest Crime Rates: 3,908thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,173rdLargest Governments: 4,266thSafest: 4,318thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,871stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,879thMost Developed: 5,080thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,155thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,492ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,770thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,000thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,036thMost Efficient Economies: 6,293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,348thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,681stSmartest Citizens: 6,713thHealthiest Citizens: 7,411thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,640thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,798thMost Cultured: 7,962ndHighest Economic Output: 8,074thHighest Average Incomes: 9,210thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,917thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,687thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,767thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,962ndMost Secular: 14,438thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,588thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,991st
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the region

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