by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,149thLowest Crime Rates: 3,629thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,841st
The Holiday Lords of Cinder of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Born from flame, hardened by the abyss.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population10.207 billion


AnimalDiamond head Viper

The Holiday Lords of Cinder of Kalaron is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archon with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical, humorless population of 10.207 billion Kalaronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yharnam. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,831 trillion Sularons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,400 Sularons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Yharnam make great practice for foreign snipers, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and Kalaronians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalaron's national animal is the Diamond head Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalaron is ranked 4,088th in the world and 2nd in The Phoenix Concordat for Safest, scoring 130.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,149thLowest Crime Rates: 3,629thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,841stLargest Governments: 3,959thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,056thSafest: 4,088thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,298thMost Developed: 4,725thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,908thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,084thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,085thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,136thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,280thMost Efficient Economies: 5,453rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,909thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,300thSmartest Citizens: 6,398thHealthiest Citizens: 6,775thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,619thMost Cultured: 7,755thHighest Economic Output: 8,228thHighest Average Incomes: 8,495thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,134thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,235thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,158thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,137thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,969thMost Secular: 13,462ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,081stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,261stMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,852ndMost Beautiful Environments: 20,874th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the region

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