The Dominion of Kalamazoo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.104 billion Kalamazooans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Spirituality, Environment, and Defense are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The powerhouse Kalamazooan economy, worth 896 trillion Bronsons a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 55,675 Bronsons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,867 per year while the poor average 13,572, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Voting is compulsory, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kalamazoo's national animal is the Bronco.

Kalamazoo is ranked 146,666^th in the world and 2^nd in West Michigan for Most Secular, with 17.01 Atheism Rate.