The Dominion of Kal Unain is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.081 billion Kal Unainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kal Unainian economy, worth 59.9 trillion Keks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,444 Keks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Edutainment video games are taking Kal Unain's students to the next level, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, and professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kal Unain's national animal is the Comodo Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kal Unain is ranked 135,419^th in the world and 310^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,079.65 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.