The Federal Republic of Kakland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by CW Sanho with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.517 billion Kaks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jahgajh. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kakish economy, worth 654 trillion Kakish Federal Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,069 Kakish Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and the fate of the world literally rests on CW Sanho's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kakland's national animal is the Kakish Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kristnism.

Kakland is ranked 306,823^rd in the world and 137^th in Anteria for Most Patriotic, with 0.58 flags saluted per person per day.