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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,246thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,328thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,340th
The SaRJoSKaHSwAiosttoSaL of
Father Knows Best State
And there, but for the Grace of God, goes I
Johannes von Wolganus
Influence
Duckspeaker
Herald of the Cleansing
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kakazagistan

Population11.599 billion

CapitalNeu-Innsbruck
LeaderJohannes von Wolganus
FaithChristianity

CurrencyMark
AnimalBlack Eagle

The SaRJoSKaHSwAiosttoSaL of Kakazagistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Johannes von Wolganus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.599 billion Kakazagstanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu-Innsbruck. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kakazagistani economy, worth a remarkable 2,755 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 237,562 Marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,353,744 per year while the poor average 20,249, a ratio of 66.9 to 1.

Kakazagistani novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Johannes von Wolganus, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kakazagistan's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kakazagistan is ranked 256,411th in the world and 13th in Solid Kingdom for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -21.21 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,246thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,328thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,340thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,460thMost Devout: 1,853rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,142ndMost Patriotic: 2,224thMost Armed: 2,346thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,882ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,491stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,934thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,091stHighest Average Incomes: 4,584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,738thLargest Black Market: 4,978thMost Efficient Economies: 6,228thHighest Economic Output: 6,417thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,662ndMost Cultured: 7,334thHealthiest Citizens: 7,853rdSmartest Citizens: 8,707thLargest Retail Industry: 8,929thMost Developed: 8,949thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,784thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,255thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,366thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,432ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,103rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,405thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,305thLargest Governments: 20,548thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,375thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,088thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,924thLowest Crime Rates: 25,237th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kakazagistan lodged a message on the Solid Kingdom Regional Message Board.
  • : Kakazagistan created a new poll in Solid Kingdom: "What di you think of my joke?".
  • : Following new legislation in Kakazagistan, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakazagistan, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakazagistan, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakazagistan, Kakazagistani novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Johannes von Wolganus.
  • : Kakazagistan updated the World Factbook entry in Solid Kingdom.
  • : Kakazagistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakazagistan, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakazagistan, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.

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