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Most Valuable International Artwork: 225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,081stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,273rd
The Radical Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gott mit uns
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kakazagistan

Population8.141 billion

CapitalInnsbruck
LeaderHans
FaithChristianity

CurrencyMark
AnimalBlack Eagle

The Radical Dictatorship of Kakazagistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hans with an iron fist, and notable for its feral children, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.141 billion Kakazagstanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsbruck. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kakazagistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,677 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 206,023 Marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,192,297 per year while the poor average 16,946, a ratio of 70.4 to 1.

Unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kakazagistan's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kakazagistan is ranked 9,251st in the world and 7th in Solid Kingdom for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.38 Years.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,081stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,273rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,679thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,156thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,397thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,400thMost Armed: 2,711thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,694thHighest Average Incomes: 5,842ndMost Devout: 5,880thHealthiest Citizens: 6,115thBest Weather: 6,550thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,668thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,794thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,912thMost Influential: 7,037thMost Cultured: 7,370thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,405thMost Efficient Economies: 8,186thMost Developed: 8,925thHighest Economic Output: 9,169thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,251stTop
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Most Conservative: 11,310thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,468thSmartest Citizens: 12,353rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,783rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,303rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,318thLowest Crime Rates: 15,630thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,504thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,233rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,755thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,389thRudest Citizens: 20,211th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kakazagistan's influence in Solid Kingdom rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Kakazagistan, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakazagistan, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Kakazagistan's influence in Solid Kingdom fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Kakazagistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Kakazagistan's influence in Solid Kingdom rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Kakazagistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Kakazagistan altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Kakazagistan, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Kakazagistan lodged a message on the Solid Kingdom Regional Message Board.

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