The Village of Kakariko is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning chicken population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.019 billion Kakarikis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kakariko Village. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kakarikoan economy, worth 194 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,245 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kakariko's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kakariko is ranked 212,451^st in the world and 12^th in Hyrule for Most Extreme, scoring 13.3 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.