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Most Stationary: 4,885thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,983rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,866th
The Merchant Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Money means power - Power means money.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kaiser Jesper

Population19.744 billion

CapitalKaiseria
LeaderKaiser Jesper

CurrencyKaiser
AnimalMoneygrubber

The Merchant Empire of Kaiser Jesper is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kaiser Jesper with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.744 billion Kaiserions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiseria. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaiserian economy, worth a remarkable 2,609 trillion Kaisers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,155 Kaisers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaiser Jesper's national animal is the Moneygrubber, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaiser Jesper is ranked 4,885th in the world and 35th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 3,270.70624008 days.

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Most Stationary: 4,885thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,983rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,866thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,262ndHighest Economic Output: 8,728thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,511thMost Developed: 13,293rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,062ndBest Weather: 14,443rdMost Influential: 14,847thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,609thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,725thNicest Citizens: 15,751stMost Secular: 15,860thHealthiest Citizens: 16,465thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,593rdLargest Populations: 16,846thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,041stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,128thLargest Governments: 18,319thHighest Food Quality: 18,827thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,267thSmartest Citizens: 20,231stMost Cultured: 20,786thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,101stLargest Welfare Programs: 22,151stHighest Poor Incomes: 22,868thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,342ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,090thMost Inclusive: 25,186thLowest Crime Rates: 29,679th
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Most Stationary: 35th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 104th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 164th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 228th in the regionLargest Populations: 259th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 275th in the regionMost Developed: 324th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 339th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 343rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 346th in the regionBest Weather: 349th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 385th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 385th in the regionMost Secular: 391st in the regionMost Influential: 398th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 410th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 410th in the regionLargest Governments: 410th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 423rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 428th in the regionMost Cultured: 469th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 470th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 479th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 493rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 505th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 522nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 557th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 561st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 581st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiser Jesper, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.

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