Population | 19.744 billion |
Capital | Kaiseria |
Leader | Kaiser Jesper |
Currency | Kaiser |
Animal | Moneygrubber |
The Merchant Empire of Kaiser Jesper is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kaiser Jesper with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.744 billion Kaiserions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiseria. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kaiserian economy, worth a remarkable 2,609 trillion Kaisers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,155 Kaisers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaiser Jesper's national animal is the Moneygrubber, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kaiser Jesper is ranked 4,885th in the world and 35th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 3,270.70624008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
- : Kaiser Jesper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Kaiser Jesper, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.