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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,045th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,514th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,563rd
The Constitutionalistic Monarchy of
Corporate Police State
God Save the Kaiser
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kaiser Bomburg

Population18.585 billion

CapitalKaiser Bomburg City
LeaderKaiser Bombastian Bomburg IV

Animalflesh-eating spider

The Constitutionalistic Monarchy of Kaiser Bomburg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Bombastian Bomburg IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.585 billion Kaiser Bomburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiser Bomburg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The thriving Kaiser Bomburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,946 trillion debenaris a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 158,518 debenaris, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kaiser Bomburg's national animal is the flesh-eating spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kaiser Bomburg is ranked 1,045th in the world and 3rd in Spiritus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 11,413.62 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Insurance Industry: 1,045thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,514thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,563rdTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,304thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,990thHighest Economic Output: 3,060thFattest Citizens: 3,313thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,727thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,184thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,436thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,815thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,983rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,142ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,297thLargest Populations: 5,371stLargest Mining Sector: 5,419thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,056thMost Avoided: 6,692ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,092ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,271stHighest Average Incomes: 10,844thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,565thLargest Retail Industry: 13,642ndMost Pro-Market: 13,765thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,822ndLargest Black Market: 16,125th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaiser Bomburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Kaiser Bomburg's influence in Spiritus rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Kaiser Bomburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Kaiser Bomburg relocated from Balder to Spiritus.
  • : Kaiser Bomburg was refounded in Balder.
  • : Kaiser Bomburg ceased to exist in Spiritus.
  • : Kaiser Bomburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Kaiser Bomburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kaiser Bomburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Kaiser Bomburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.


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