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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 193rdLargest Welfare Programs: 258thMost Advanced Public Transport: 493rd
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
All for One and One for All.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Kaiju Island

Population15.905 billion

CapitalKaijuland
LeaderJames Morrall

CurrencyNew Yen
AnimalKaiju

The Democratic Republic of Kaiju Island is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by James Morrall with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 15.905 billion Kaiju Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaijuland. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The all-consuming Kaiju Islander economy, worth a remarkable 2,319 trillion New Yen a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 145,809 New Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, Kaijus have more rights than the average citizen, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by James Morrall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaiju Island's national animal is the Kaiju, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaiju Island is ranked 1,712th in the world and 63rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 139.89 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 193rdLargest Welfare Programs: 258thMost Advanced Public Transport: 493rdMost Pacifist: 743rdSafest: 757thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 906thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,254thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,352ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,429thNicest Citizens: 1,529thLowest Crime Rates: 1,712thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,891stLargest Governments: 2,117thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,257thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,477thBest Weather: 2,965thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,062ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,205thMost Inclusive: 3,640thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,141stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,871stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,644thHighest Food Quality: 5,867thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,071stSmartest Citizens: 7,190thHighest Economic Output: 7,292ndMost Developed: 10,442ndMost Income Equality: 10,892ndTop
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Most Secular: 12,289thHighest Average Incomes: 15,052ndLargest Populations: 15,971stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,195thMost Cultured: 17,580th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 94th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 98th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 121st in the regionBest Weather: 128th in the regionMost Inclusive: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 155th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 169th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 195th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 218th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 223rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 242nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 257th in the regionMost Income Equality: 285th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Stationary: 322nd in the regionLargest Populations: 353rd in the regionMost Influential: 413th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 514th in the regionMost Secular: 665th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 733rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 876th in the regionMost Cultured: 976th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Island, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by James Morrall.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Island, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Island, Kaijus have more rights than the average citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Island, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Island, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Island, maximum security Kaiju Islander subway stations inspire prison systems around the world.
  • : Kaiju Island was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Island, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Island, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiju Island, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.

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