Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th Best Weather: 6th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 27.353 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth a remarkable 8,839 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 323,158 Flabbergasts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the number of judges has tripled in recent months. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Kaigi is ranked 66,480th in the world and 2,758th in The East Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 4,041.1 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4thBest Weather: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11thNicest Citizens: 15thHealthiest Citizens: 34thMost Compassionate Citizens: 36thMost Rebellious Youth: 40thLongest Average Lifespans: 43rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44thMost Pacifist: 49thLargest Welfare Programs: 55thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57thMost Beautiful Environments: 95thLowest Crime Rates: 147thMost Advanced Public Transport: 169thMost Ignorant Citizens: 191stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 222ndLargest Gambling Industry: 265thLargest Governments: 281stHighest Economic Output: 284thMost Devout: 408thHighest Average Tax Rates: 517thHighest Poor Incomes: 522ndMost Corrupt Governments: 536thMost Inclusive: 579thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 783rdSafest: 814thHighest Average Incomes: 863rdMost Stationary: 868thLargest Populations: 1,031stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,079thMost Influential: 1,213thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,233rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,137thMost Efficient Economies: 2,174thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,761stMost Cultured: 4,850thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,958thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,270th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 46th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 98th in the regionMost Cultured: 128th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 197th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 200th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 534th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 695th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, prudishness is on the way out.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Lenkonia.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lenkonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.

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