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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 7th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population34.977 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 34.977 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 13,021 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 372,282 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 48,717th in the world and 2,095th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,832.96 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 7thNicest Citizens: 12thLongest Average Lifespans: 20thHealthiest Citizens: 20thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thMost Pacifist: 86thMost Rebellious Youth: 87thMost Beautiful Environments: 94thMost Efficient Economies: 146thLowest Crime Rates: 175thMost Inclusive: 215thHighest Economic Output: 230thLargest Publishing Industry: 236thHighest Poor Incomes: 268thLargest Gambling Industry: 324thMost Cultured: 334thMost Corrupt Governments: 388thMost Stationary: 558thLargest Governments: 831stLargest Populations: 871stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 917thHighest Average Incomes: 957thMost Devout: 1,025thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,236thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,281stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,428thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,445thMost Influential: 1,555thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,982ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,138thMost Developed: 3,306thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,650thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,763rdSmartest Citizens: 4,391stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,965thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,723rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,860thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,709thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,012th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 60th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 200th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 231st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 370th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 530th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Commonwealth of Chriona.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Chriona.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Lord Blake.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 165 » Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Urimel, Elejamie, Brotherland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Norport, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Slui, Hobbesistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Akorial, Sansangra, Wiranath, Eagas, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Broengtopia, Someseni, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Soirwren, Dark Edgyness, Hizuru, British Calradia, United China Nation, Axdel, and 115 others.Unger under over, Kucia, Ridann, Neruch, Mer Dieu, Bullpups, Federated States of Zootron, The United Asian Republics, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, ArenaC, Kalaratri, The United Neo American Union, Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Abadong, Enlil, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Under Sea Desert, Liberstankonia, Matdor, Western Pakistan, Stanisiti, Vilit Umanstan, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Brethren, Interdimensional Waifus, Marrabuk, Stellar Colonies, Tawuse, Chubaka, Merlovich, Evrigenis, La xinga, Monix, Volkarai, Modra, Rainbow Vests, The Solar Ottomans, Dolielmarth, Zukchiva, Australinea, Fellon, XK-Class, Trulu, Tretrid, Quartzland, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Antserso, Todd McCloud, Azureano, Wallenburg, Coruh, East Shire, Tassirion, Lingu, Distro-Spartica, Quinto Piano, Ripsylvania, Blobbo, Acronis, BuciLand, Vaskeden, United Dirtpile, Rohanland, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Virgoliaendorses, Barfleur, Peoples Republic of GG, Sokala, RealDealGG1, Roissyland, Aivintis, Khadah, Eudinity, Belora Gyles, Raunch, Jakubonia, Yossito II, Woodsind, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Puelo, Mays Austrian Nation, Oofery, Technocratic Tagalog, Tseriesiscoming, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, CheeseBurrito, La Floride, Greater New Cassandra, TM-Jesselton, Imprisoned Freeman, The Atlae Isles, Flench, Layngderfleethe, Pastellene, Washingtonian Order, Filipopol, Calmarya, Quail Empire, Philville2, A mean old man, Iove, Halaethaed Commune, Santa Dystopia, Arcady-Asclepia, and Chriona.

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