Population | 43.074 billion |
Capital | Bowerstone |
Leader | Lord Blake |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Flabbergast |
Animal | Sharktopus |
The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 43.074 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 18,638 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 432,704 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Kaigian lands, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Kaigi is ranked 193rd in the world and 7th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 704 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kaigi was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vussul.
- : Kaigi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Kaigian lands.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, sex changes are routinely performed at Kaigi's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Kaigi endorsed The Oppressed Peoples of The One True Ethiopia.
- : Kaigi endorsed The Kingdom of Konyai.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 130 » Packilvania, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Elejamie, New Leganes, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, Euricanis, Hizuru, Axdel, Unger under over, Kucia, Ridann, BearStackof2015, Pekweng, Pakitsk, Kalaratri, Under Upper Antartica, Enlil, Grossvietnam, Dragons Blood, Volkarai, Fellon, Freedomindia, Todd McCloud, Ripsylvania, The Three States of Fortuna, Barfleur, A mean old man, Stellar Colonies, Samaltak True, Kublam, Cacnesia, Blobbo, From New World, CheeseBurrito, Empire of Dabiristan, Spiruvania, Isahaak, and 80 others.Sandboxford, East Malaysia, Aivintis, Modra, Thurland, Verconia, The Soviet Texas Union, Agave, Mardom, Vilender, Tea Jol, The 7th Coalition of Alba, The Marlands, Estande, New Sandsnionion, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Wakeopolis, Anthonyland, Sansangra, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, American-Cascadia, Marrabuk, Amjedia, Bobadyk, Romanoddle Republic, Neratica, Vaskeden, Wiranath, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, The Holy Rat, Pondingonia, Akimera, Murshan, Jankono, United Worlds of Waifuland, La Xinga, Roissyland, Tassirion, Alleramica, Dwightica, Troc, Bachtendekuppen, Malvekia, Lunma Un, Evrigenis, Compton-Conway, Northern Ariton Ryursioy, Khusja, Savage, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Washingtonian Order, The Foraois, Myehn, Lady Lamashtu, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Atrocha, Chinesasia, Tors Maj, Hieggary, Dremaur, Evdon, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Liberatarianism, Reynar, Valemont, Langburn, Konyai, The One True Ethiopia, and Vussul.