The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 37.047 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 14,556 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 392,929 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lord Blake's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, Kaigi is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and it's best to decline if Lord Blake offers to buy a round of drinks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kaigi was endorsed by The Eagle of Yossito II.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, it's best to decline if Lord Blake offers to buy a round of drinks.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Kaigi is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Lord Blake's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
- : Kaigi endorsed The Republic of Qalis.
- : Kaigi was endorsed by The Republic of Qalis.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Lord Blake's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
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