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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 9th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population37.047 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 37.047 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 14,556 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 392,929 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lord Blake's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, Kaigi is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and it's best to decline if Lord Blake offers to buy a round of drinks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 227,314th in the world and 7,617th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -596.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 9thNicest Citizens: 13thHealthiest Citizens: 17thLongest Average Lifespans: 18thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19thMost Developed: 46thMost Compassionate Citizens: 46thHighest Food Quality: 79thMost Beautiful Environments: 93rdMost Pacifist: 99thMost Rebellious Youth: 110thMost Efficient Economies: 138thLowest Crime Rates: 141stLargest Publishing Industry: 178thMost Inclusive: 193rdHighest Economic Output: 195thHighest Poor Incomes: 230thMost Cultured: 248thLargest Gambling Industry: 375thMost Corrupt Governments: 389thMost Stationary: 525thLargest Governments: 651stLargest Populations: 843rdHighest Average Incomes: 869thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 960thMost Devout: 1,352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,387thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,424thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,432ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,435thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,533rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,631stMost Influential: 1,988thSmartest Citizens: 2,051stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,720thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,323rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,940thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,224thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,578thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,122ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,239thTop
Most Income Equality: 19,612thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,973rd
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 84th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 97th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 115th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 222nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 227th in the regionTop
Nudest: 518th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 648th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Eagle of Yossito II.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, it's best to decline if Lord Blake offers to buy a round of drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Kaigi is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Lord Blake's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Republic of Qalis.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Republic of Qalis.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Lord Blake's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 149 » Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Elejamie, Brotherland, New Leganes, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Hobbesistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Wiranath, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Soirwren, Hizuru, United China Nation, Axdel, Unger under over, Kucia, Ridann, Bullpups, Federated States of Zootron, The United Asian Republics, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Pekweng, Pakitsk, Kalaratri, Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Enlil, Grossvietnam, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Interdimensional Waifus, and 99 others.Marrabuk, Tawuse, Merlovich, Volkarai, Rainbow Vests, The solar ottomans, Zukchiva, Fellon, Tretrid, Freedomindia, Todd McCloud, Azureano, Tassirion, Lingu, Distro-Spartica, Ripsylvania, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, Barfleur, Roissyland, Khadah, Greater New Cassandra, Imprisoned Freeman, A mean old man, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Samaltak True, Kublam, Layngderfleethe, Republic of New India, Gunov, Oofery, Coruh, Sunsistan, Dravida India, Nevertopia, Acronis, Wallenburg, FreedomIand, Debluu, Zeiberland, Arunika, Cacnesia, Insolandie, Crucifer, Blobbo, From New World, CheeseBurrito, Dannemarie, Rabarbarys, Empire of Dabiristan, Cellar Doors, THE V0ID, Zidium, Tofoon, Middle Pitburn, Eastern Alksearia, Wakeopolis, Johor DT, Konneticut, Blobon, Technocratic Tagalog, Spiruvania, Lueva, Pirnovo, New Era states, Isahaak, Verdiente Heimatlander, North Bernia, Cafe Hell, Sandboxford, Galopas, Devlon, Maricentria, Veterans Association, Aquyia, Remonatracy, Greater Lessville, East Malaysia, Republoslavia, Preat, Patucandia, Gnofnordclancedenilland, Northern Celavon, Vaskeden, Vuclen, Dahom, Colligation, Graumetia, Lilisk, Namatama, Formaro, Aivintis, The Atlae Isles, Fuflix workers union, Qalis, and Yossito II.

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