by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thBest Weather: 9th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population42.018 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 42.018 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 17,921 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 426,521 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", organ donation is compulsory, and digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 27,495th in the world and 689th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 74.08 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thBest Weather: 9thMost Developed: 16thHealthiest Citizens: 16thNicest Citizens: 17thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17thLongest Average Lifespans: 19thMost Compassionate Citizens: 54thHighest Food Quality: 82ndMost Beautiful Environments: 99thLargest Publishing Industry: 121stMost Pacifist: 121stLowest Crime Rates: 124thMost Rebellious Youth: 143rdHighest Economic Output: 168thMost Efficient Economies: 181stMost Cultured: 192ndMost Inclusive: 275thHighest Poor Incomes: 296thMost Corrupt Governments: 337thMost Stationary: 458thLargest Gambling Industry: 531stLargest Governments: 632ndLargest Populations: 758thHighest Average Incomes: 792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,009thSmartest Citizens: 1,073rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,217thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,307thMost Devout: 1,455thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,572ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,650thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,887thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,969thMost Influential: 2,026thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,582ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,585thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,933rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,797thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,050thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,442ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,905thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,655thMost Income Equality: 27,495th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 41st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 66th in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 185th in the regionTop
Nudest: 418th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 435th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 475th in the region

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