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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thBest Weather: 10th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population39.072 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 39.072 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 16,141 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 413,115 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 3,816th in the world and 76th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 8,961.64 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thBest Weather: 10thMost Developed: 10thLongest Average Lifespans: 13thNicest Citizens: 14thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15thHealthiest Citizens: 15thMost Compassionate Citizens: 51stHighest Food Quality: 77thMost Beautiful Environments: 90thMost Pacifist: 111thLowest Crime Rates: 123rdMost Rebellious Youth: 131stLargest Publishing Industry: 137thMost Efficient Economies: 151stMost Inclusive: 178thHighest Economic Output: 184thMost Cultured: 208thHighest Poor Incomes: 238thMost Corrupt Governments: 354thLargest Gambling Industry: 455thMost Stationary: 500thLargest Governments: 556thHighest Average Incomes: 821stLargest Populations: 832ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,094thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,162ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,197thSmartest Citizens: 1,256thMost Devout: 1,318thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,427thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,441stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,548thMost Influential: 1,842ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,995thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,355thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,558thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,968thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,043rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,976thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,859thTop
Most Income Equality: 21,777thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,508th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Devout: 35th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76th in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 92nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 191st in the regionNudest: 512th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 552nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 662nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,094th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,151st in the region

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