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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd Best Weather: 5th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend


Population29.529 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 29.529 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth a remarkable 9,327 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 315,877 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, organ donation is compulsory, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 81,368th in the world and 3,728th in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 57.71 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rdBest Weather: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10thNicest Citizens: 14thHealthiest Citizens: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 28thMost Compassionate Citizens: 31stMost Rebellious Youth: 46thLongest Average Lifespans: 49thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 76thMost Pacifist: 118thMost Ignorant Citizens: 143rdMost Beautiful Environments: 150thHighest Economic Output: 301stHighest Poor Incomes: 367thMost Inclusive: 380thMost Corrupt Governments: 501stMost Devout: 547thMost Stationary: 667thLowest Crime Rates: 794thLargest Populations: 952ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,090thHighest Average Incomes: 1,113thMost Cultured: 1,289thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,313thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,328thMost Influential: 1,499thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,539thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,128thLargest Governments: 2,478thMost Primitive: 2,796thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,601stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,916thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,007thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,726thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,940thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,657thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,811thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,163rdNudest: 16,294th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Primitive: 88th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 88th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 203rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 272nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 283rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 338th in the regionTop
Nudest: 385th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 419th in the regionLargest Black Market: 657th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 672nd in the region

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