The Republic of Kai3 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 684 million Kai3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Public Transport aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kai3ian economy, worth 66.2 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 96,715 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The same 684 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Kai3ian roads, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kai3's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kai3 is ranked 39,886^th in the world and 2^nd in Kailand for Most Patriotic, with 36.92 flags saluted per person per day.