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Best Weather: 742ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 755thMost Pacifist: 771st
The Democratic Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Causarum Justia et Misericordia
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Kahlenberg

Population17.358 billion

CapitalEbell Town
LeaderPrime Minister Lena Mallström

CurrencyKronar
AnimalDragon

The Democratic Federation of Kahlenberg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lena Mallström with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.358 billion Kahlenberger are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebell Town. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kahlenbergian economy, worth a remarkable 3,477 trillion Kronars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,336 Kronars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dragons have more rights than the average citizen, most believe 'tis better to give than to receive, voting is voluntary, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kahlenberg's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kahlenberg is ranked 9,592nd in the world and 476th in Balder for Most Secular, with 90.56 Atheism Rate.

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Best Weather: 742ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 755thMost Pacifist: 771stNicest Citizens: 810thMost Advanced Public Education: 847thMost Beautiful Environments: 917thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 947thMost Developed: 948thSafest: 1,010thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,020thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,161stHealthiest Citizens: 1,262ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,271stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,315thSmartest Citizens: 1,549thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,638thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,643rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,676thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,839thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,877thLowest Crime Rates: 2,060thMost Inclusive: 2,263rdMost Cultured: 2,463rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,666thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,892ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,946thHighest Economic Output: 2,975thMost Influential: 3,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,501stHighest Average Incomes: 5,951stMost Efficient Economies: 6,220thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,836thLargest Populations: 7,710thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,828thNudest: 8,183rdTop
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Most Politically Free: 8,711thMost Secular: 9,592ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,457thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,670th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 56th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 61st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 66th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 76th in the regionMost Inclusive: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionMost Cultured: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 100th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 128th in the regionMost Politically Free: 151st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 174th in the regionLargest Populations: 205th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 259th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 275th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 284th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 304th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 328th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 366th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 376th in the regionNudest: 439th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 446th in the regionMost Secular: 476th in the regionMost Extreme: 556th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kahlenberg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Kahlenberg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahlenberg, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Kahlenberg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahlenberg, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahlenberg, most believe 'tis better to give than to receive.
  • : Kahlenberg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahlenberg, Dragons have more rights than the average citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahlenberg, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahlenberg, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.

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