Population | 1.288 billion |
Capital | Kajimastn |
Leader | Prime Minister Sukiman Asukani |
Currency | Katira |
Animal | Camal |
The Republic of Kahat is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sukiman Asukani with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.288 billion Kahatis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kajimastn. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Kahatian economy, worth 130 trillion Katiras a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,427 Katiras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kahat's national animal is the Camal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kahat is ranked 46,972nd in the world and 21st in Gay for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,031.7 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kahat, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
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Kahat, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
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Kahat, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
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Kahat, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
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Kahat, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
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Kahat, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights.
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Kahat, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
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Kahat, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
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Kahat, posters on 'Kahatian Values' advise against being proud of Kahat.
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Kahat, all the world's a stage for Kahatian political theatrics.