Largest Publishing Industry: 31st Largest Information Technology Sector: 40th Most Scientifically Advanced: 117th
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The Free Republic of Kahanistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.988 billion Kahanistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masada. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kahanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,975 trillion shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,120 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob', and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kahanistan's national animal is the Giant Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is freedom.

Kahanistan is ranked 151,570th in the world and 13th in Greater Prussia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.17 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 31stLargest Information Technology Sector: 40thMost Scientifically Advanced: 117thHighest Crime Rates: 332ndSmartest Citizens: 436thMost Armed: 439thMost Efficient Economies: 853rdHighest Economic Output: 932ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,153rdRudest Citizens: 1,164thMost Developed: 1,224thMost Cultured: 1,403rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,427thMost Secular: 1,500thTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,624thLargest Populations: 1,726thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,895thMost Politically Free: 3,130thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,316thMost Stationary: 3,718thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,736thHighest Average Incomes: 4,286thFattest Citizens: 4,313thHighest Drug Use: 4,547thLargest Black Market: 5,364thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,426thNudest: 6,897thTop
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Most Influential: 9,026thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,087thMost Extreme: 10,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,560thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,930th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
  • : Kahanistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, Kahanistan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
  • : Kahanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration.

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