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Kahanistan

Population27.149 billion

CapitalNew Masada
Leaderthe President
Faithfreedom

Currencyshekel
AnimalGiant Python

The Free Republic of Kahanistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.149 billion Kahanistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masada. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kahanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,057 trillion shekels a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 223,119 shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and most shekel coins are riddled with bite marks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kahanistan's national animal is the Giant Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is freedom.

Kahanistan is ranked 158,206th in the world and 14th in Greater Prussia for Most Authoritarian, with zero Stalins.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 18thLargest Information Technology Sector: 47thMost Scientifically Advanced: 140thHighest Crime Rates: 250thMost Armed: 341stSmartest Citizens: 444thMost Rebellious Youth: 580thHighest Economic Output: 763rdMost Efficient Economies: 836thLargest Black Market: 1,118thRudest Citizens: 1,214thMost Inclusive: 1,215thMost Cultured: 1,317thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,383rdMost Developed: 1,433rdLargest Populations: 1,600thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,856thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,902ndFattest Citizens: 2,566thMost Stationary: 2,923rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,565thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,618thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,215thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,183rdMost Politically Free: 6,243rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,497thNudest: 6,877thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,917thTop
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Most Secular: 8,528thMost Influential: 8,576thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,132ndNicest Citizens: 12,645thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,112th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, most shekel coins are riddled with bite marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Kahanistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Biomedical Research".
  • : Kahanistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Dank memes"".
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, property subletting is going underground.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.

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