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Largest Publishing Industry: 24th Largest Information Technology Sector: 27th Most Scientifically Advanced: 111th
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The Free Republic of Kahanistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.558 billion Kahanistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masada. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kahanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,447 trillion shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 213,160 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kahanistan's national animal is the Giant Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is freedom.

Kahanistan is ranked 178,260th in the world and 14th in Greater Prussia for Most Devout, with 3.03 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 24thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27thMost Scientifically Advanced: 111thHighest Crime Rates: 296thMost Armed: 401stSmartest Citizens: 427thHighest Economic Output: 829thMost Efficient Economies: 877thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,002ndMost Secular: 1,004thMost Developed: 1,185thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,227thMost Inclusive: 1,418thLargest Black Market: 1,475thMost Cultured: 1,515thLargest Populations: 1,685thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,992ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,479thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,680thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,711thMost Stationary: 3,374thHighest Average Incomes: 3,657thFattest Citizens: 3,706thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,009thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,961stMost Politically Free: 5,222ndHighest Drug Use: 5,447thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,429thNudest: 7,513thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,598thTop
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Most Influential: 9,035thNicest Citizens: 14,043rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,386th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kahanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Kahanistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.

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