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Largest Retail Industry: 1,476thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,818thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,922nd
The Ace Basketball Player of
Moralistic Democracy
Life is about challenges
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Kagami

Population9.934 billion

CapitalSeirin
LeaderKuroko
FaithCards

Currencyyen
Animaldog

The Ace Basketball Player of Kagami is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kuroko with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.934 billion Kagamians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seirin. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kagamian economy, worth a remarkable 2,340 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 235,566 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kagami's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Kagami is ranked 147,518th in the world and 2,337th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.22 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,476thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,818thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,922ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,604thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,813thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,124thLargest Mining Sector: 4,500thRudest Citizens: 5,819thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,240thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,235thNudest: 9,522ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,528thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,000thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,833rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,213thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,753rdLargest Governments: 21,768thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,496th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 92nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 101st in the regionNudest: 117th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 222nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 251st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 303rd in the regionLargest Populations: 314th in the regionLargest Governments: 368th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 426th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kagami, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kagami, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kagami, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in Kagami, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Kagami, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kagami, trespassers entering Kuroko's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Kagami, nobility is the world's oldest profession.
  • : Following new legislation in Kagami, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires.
  • : Kagami was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kagami, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.

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