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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,198thMost Influential: 3,211thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,151st
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity is strength
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Kafeine

Population1.191 billion

CapitalMarkhor Royal City

Currencyniquel
AnimalMarkhor

The United States of Kafeine is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.191 billion Kafeineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markhor Royal City. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kafeinean economy, worth 133 trillion niquels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,965 niquels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kafeine Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, the Kafeinean delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and protests are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafeine's national animal is the Markhor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kafeine is ranked 24,429th in the world and 807th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,313.88 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,198thTop
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Most Influential: 3,211thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,151stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,312thMost Armed: 9,770thTop
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Most Developed: 14,024thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,090thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,424thMost Efficient Economies: 17,587thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,791stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,057thLargest Retail Industry: 19,572ndMost Cultured: 19,593rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,765thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,053rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,621stMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,206thMost Inclusive: 22,361stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,640thHealthiest Citizens: 22,913thSmartest Citizens: 23,205th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 223rd in the regionMost Armed: 243rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 244th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 373rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 400th in the regionMost Influential: 406th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 419th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 544th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 549th in the regionMost Cultured: 570th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 620th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 643rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 646th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 658th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 668th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 689th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 692nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 699th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 705th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 705th in the regionLargest Governments: 722nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 787th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 789th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 807th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 815th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 819th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, protests are illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, the Kafeinean delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, Kafeine Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Kafeine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Markhor Royal City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.

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